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  • Offline JagsMac
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09-18-2013, 07:24 PM (This post was last modified: 09-18-2013, 07:26 PM by JagsMac.)

So I threw this up a day or 2 b4 the revamp, so I'm just gonna redo. Sorry if it's redundant.

 

Many moons ago, I spent many a day being critical of the physical skills of our QB at the time, Mark(St. Mark) Brunell. I think I caused the football gods to view my opinion so poorly they have entered this team into the abyss of terrible football teams ever since.

 

Dear football gods, If I stand here and profess my sincere apology for offending you, would you PLEASE bless Mr. Caldwell with the great ability to pick a QB in May who will guide this team to success for many years to come, PLEASE?

 

I don't care who it is, just the right man. I'll leave that to you.

 

That's all I got football gods. I'm deeply sorry. PLEASE, PLEASe, PLEAse ,PLEase, PLease, Please, please, pleas, plea.........

 

oh, and maybe a Bigg Ugglie or two, just for me?

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  • Offline NYC4jags
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09-18-2013, 08:08 PM

So it was you....

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  • Offline Swaguars
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09-18-2013, 08:13 PM

Quote:So it was you....
Your avatar made this post that much better. 
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  • Offline FBT
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09-20-2013, 05:54 PM

You move your seats to my row and THEN you make this revelation?  You're within slapping range ya know!

 

Slaughter a chicken.  Stick pins in dolls.  Do whatever is required to break this curse you've afflicted upon us!

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