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I got sick of the caronlia panthers always winning,so i put a curse on them to start loseing. Ever since then Jags have been a loseing team,it backfired on me. Sorry eeryone its my fault. 

 

I know how to break that curse.   I'm going to break the madden curse,and that will break the one i caused. 

Losing*
good times

You're a wizard!

It wouldn't hurt to spin around three times and spit too. Hey...it's all about breaking the curse!! Every little bit could help!!
Deep breath, Wolfie.  It'll be okay.

Just put Madden on Easy mode and the Jags will be golden

you watch,and see i will do what no one has ever done. I will break the Madden curse,and that will end all the bad things to happen to the jags. The day Madden16 comes out i will break the Madden curse by buying the game myself,and putting good luck to Beckum Jr of the NY. Giants.   :yes:  :yes:

I will continue to buy Madden games despite the Jaguars low ratings, (I see it as a challenge to win with them).

Wolfie has to be the most intensely superstitious person I've ever know of.

All i can say is 2 things, 1)thank you and 2) couldn't you have figure this out last year!!!. Smile
Curse breaking eh.  I know a sure fired guaranteed to work every time formula.  We will need the following items:

 

2 mismatched socks

1 can of Billy Beer

a pair of jorts

1 headless mannequin 

1 roll of uncirculated 1972 quarters

a pint of battery acid

a lunar rock weighing no more than 2 oz

a mason jar of Devil Anse Hatfields secret recipe of shine

and a Tennessee virgin over the age of 19

 

 

Yup...we're screwed

Quote:Losing*
 

Pretty sure it's loosing.
I almost have enough money to buy Madden 16,if i get to mall today,im going to reserve it.

I often wondered if the NFL was rigged I mean big franchise ticket sellers such as Seattle continue to win, but Jaguars tend to be the worst team. 

 

Just circle the Stadium on foot with burning sage..... guaranteed to ward off evil spirits
I didn't put a curse on caronlina panthers in Jacksonville,i did it at Lids in our mall.  I'm going to go to mall today,reserve Madden 16,and lift the curse on the panthers.  Once that curse is lifted,and i have Madden 16 in my hands on aug. 25th

 

all 3 curses will be broken. When that happens our Jags will win 6 to 8 games this year. I will break the curse. I also plan on going back into Lids to remove the curse as well. Don't thank me until after Jags have won 6 to 8 games this year. 

 

 

The curses will be broken. 

its offcial i now have Madden 16 on reserve.

bump

Madden 16 is all paid for now,all i have to do is pick it up augest 25th