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Maybe buy her some flowers next time! Moment woman is taken to clinic for 'surprise' boob job for her birthday - and flies into violent rage at her boyfriend
<ul class="">[*]Friend was asked to take pictures of 'big reveal' outside clinic
[*]But woman flew into rage at suggestion her breasts weren't up to scratch
[*]She landed number of blows in attack on her shocked boyfriend 
[*]But he has vowed to win her back after being dumped
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Unless she asked specifically for them...BIG MISTAKE!!
Fake looks better, real feels better..
Maybe chocolates...

I think another reason she got so angry was that the "gift" was more for him than for her. Thoughtless so and so...

Quote:I think another reason she got so angry was that the "gift" was more for him than for her. Thoughtless so and so...
It's like buying your lady a powertool. 
Quote:It's like buying your lady a powertool.


What's wrong with that?!? Adam&Eve sells em..
Quote:What's wrong with that?!? Adam&Eve sells em..
Do they have a "Warp Speed" setting?
Had she kept her cool and thanked him graciously for his ‘consideration’, she could have turned the tables on him in a most devastating way. 

After having a large professional looking signboard printed up and posted on an office front somewhere, she would invite all of their friends to attend with cameras rolling to record his overwhelming joy at her big reveal.

 

Oh, the sign?  “Penis Enlargement Clinic” 

That would have been the perfect revenge......

 

Welcome Back Homer Biscuit!

Quote:Had she kept her cool and thanked him graciously for his ‘consideration’, she could have turned the tables on him in a most devastating way.

After having a large professional looking signboard printed up and posted on an office front somewhere, she would invite all of their friends to attend with cameras rolling to record his overwhelming joy at her big reveal.


Oh, the sign? “Penis Enlargement Clinic”



Hey you!!! Glad to see you on board again!!! :yes:
Quote:That would have been the perfect revenge......

 

Welcome Back Homer Biscuit!
 

 

Quote:Hey you!!! Glad to see you on board again!!! :yes:
 

Thanks guys.  I'll stop by once in a while.