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Q: Did you hear that Tennessee's football team doesn't have a website?


A: They can't string three "Ws" together.

 

 

 

<span>Q: What do the Tennessee Titans and Billy Graham have in common?


A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".</span>

Whatever tacks fans are saying, it's probably incomprehensible and sounds like a cat being run over by a steam roller.

They need not say anything at all.

Haha, ruthless!

Quote:Haha, ruthless! toothless!

 

fixed it for you

I LoL'd

 

                                                                              " Did you just say, I WANT MY MOMMY?"

 

They show the movie Deliverance before every game.  "You got a perty mouth boy"

They will be playing Dueling banjos as those stinking, flaming tacks are introduced tonight. I will laugh hysterically as usual.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOXQTr_3IVw

Quote:This is your typical titans fan.

 

 

 

You're not far off. I travel around Tennessee on business. I've seen some characters who look like this. 

Pretty sure it's going to look like this tonight:

 



 

and this:

 

Now how does that official fifth Tennessee state song go:

 

"Wish that I was on old Rocky Top

Down in the Tennessee hills

Ain't no smoggy smoke on Rocky Top Ain't no telephone bills

ONCE I HAD A GIRL ON ROCKY TOP

HALF BEAR, THE OTHER HALF CAT

wild as a mink, but sweet as soda-pop  

I STILL DREAM ABOUT THAT"

 

tacks :thumbsup: