Quote:Will all of them fit into a blender hot tub?
So let's take a look at your choices ... you have:
Fun Girl
Stable Woman
Hot Babe
Which one would you consider less likely to need Cloroformed?
That's the one I will take off your hands to make your decision less complicated. That's what a wingman does. You're welcome. 
You been channeling your inner Bill Cosby?
Quote:I'd choose door #2 (Saturday) as my primary pick. It's an luxury to have an established woman w/serious standards. Even if you have to circum to some of those standards. Imagine what you could accomplish w/Saturday as well. It seems that she'll bring just as much or more to the table when it comes to the much needed building blocks/foundation...
Door #2 is (Friday). It seems that you two have alot in common which will be the foundation of a good relationship. Her self esteem could be polished by having a good man by herside...
Follow your heart regardless of the circumstances that the ladies brings into the fold...
NH3...
So #2 was the winner. #1 was a no go, claimed to have to "work". #3 wont get to see the light of day because with #2 everything went great. There is the concern about my divorce not being final but she's willing to continue to hang out and get to know one another more and not do with anyone else until that's all done. But she's pretty awesome.
Quote:So #2 was the winner. #1 was a no go, claimed to have to "work". #3 wont get to see the light of day because with #2 everything went great. There is the concern about my divorce not being final but she's willing to continue to hang out and get to know one another more and not do with anyone else until that's all done. But she's pretty awesome.
So, without being too crass, is she a secret freak or not?
Quote:So, without being too crass, is she a secret freak or not?
Unless I read it wrong, he's saying he won't find out which way her freak flag flies until he's divorced.
Quote:Unless I read it wrong, he's saying he won't find out which way her freak flag flies until he's divorced.
I'd hit it in a graveyard ... but that's where I pick up most of my chicks.
Quote:I'd hit it in a graveyard ... but that's where I pick up most of my chicks.
One stop shopping! :woot:
Well ... they were asking for it.
I broke one in half ... then a dog ran off with her legs. At least she's the right height now.
Quote:Well ... they were asking for it.
I broke one in half ... then a dog ran off with her legs. At least she's the right height now.
And you can be sure she won't complain about anything you do!!
Quote:Without seeing pictures
[BAD WORD REMOVED] next friday
Marry saturday
Kill friday
internet adviceeeee
Lol it's what I thought after reading this. After reading ahead it looks like he made the right choice. Just needs to get that divorce decree so he can get the goods.
Quote:Well ... they were asking for it.
I broke one in half ... then a dog ran off with her legs. At least she's the right height now.
Where do you come up with this?! lol
Quote:Where do you come up with this?! lol
It was either:
I was teaching an after hours twerking class.
or drugs.