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Bubblegum Gratz

Quote:South beach is the debil.

Quote:Dwayne Bubble Gum Gratz

Has a nice ring to it. :teehee:

Quote:Dwayne Bubble Gum Gratz

Has a nice ring to it. :teehee:

Quote:This is now his official nick nam







Years from now................


Interviewer, So Dwayne how did you get your nickname?


Gratz, South Beach.


Interviewer, say no more.

Gumass

Now we have "Shoelace"  &  " Bubblegum"

Is Gratz on the bubble now?

Pretty epic story. Imma have to try that one weekend. 

What a sticky situation.

Quote:oh no we're gonna lose now

I would have charged Gratz for public intox and trepassing too the way he played last week. He had no business on that field and Dez Bryant was blazing him.

Hahahahaha bubble gum.  Classic

 

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdo...06918.html

I'm concerned that a player is up at 5AM, apparently drunk, in Miami, when he should be in Jacksonville in a short time for practice.

Quote:Is Gratz on the bubble now?

 

He probably will be at the next training camp because of his on-field performance.

 

BTW that is the kind of joke I am able to recognize immediately.

I saw Gratz drinking Skinny girl Margaritas. 

Quote:I'm concerned that a player is up at 5AM, apparently drunk, in Miami, when he should be in Jacksonville in a short time for practice.

 

We hope he was only drunk.  (it was essentially the end of a Saturday night bender - so he had time to sleep it off and get to Jax - although still probably a lil rough around the edges)  

 

If we're keeping score, it's:

 

South Beach - 1

 

Gratz - 0 

 

Dude needs to learn to pace himself - or get his butt in bed before last call. 

Quote:Hahahahaha bubble gum.  Classic

 

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdo...06918.html

 

So he was buying condoms with bubble gum. Classic indeed. 

Quote:I'm concerned that a player is up at 5AM, apparently drunk, in Miami, when he should be in Jacksonville in a short time for practice.

 

Nobody practices on Mondays. He had to return to Jacksonville by Monday night to attend meetings on Tuesday if this happened in Miami.

Quote:Nobody practices on Mondays. He had to return to Jacksonville by Monday night to attend meetings on Tuesday if this happened in Miami.

 

The Jaguars practiced today.  Thanks for playing.

Quote:I'm concerned that a player is up at 5AM, apparently drunk, in Miami, when he should be in Jacksonville in a short time for practice.

Equally concerning is the fact that the responding police apparently gave him multiple opportunities to simply leave the store and he refused.  It doesn't get much dumber than that.

 

Any report on his BAC?

Quote:Equally concerning is the fact that the responding police apparently gave him multiple opportunities to simply leave the store and he refused. It doesn't get much dumber than that.


Any report on his BAC?

He wasn't driving.


He's what, 21? Dumb but not a huge deal.

Quote:He probably will be at the next training camp because of his on-field performance.

 

BTW that is the kind of joke I am able to recognize immediately.

 

I feel like I should be getting some sort of award for this accomplishment.

Bubblegum is a hilarious nickname tbh