Be careful...you don't know where that's been.
Quote:Be careful...you don't know where that's been.
Things your dad said?
Quote:What's a condom?
Quote:Something your mama forgot to use?
Sorry man, you made that too easy. Lol.
Did you mean "baby daddy" forgot to use?
Hahahahaha...lol... :mellow:
My grandda caught his own lip fly fishing before
Why was he fishing for flies?
Quote:Why was he fishing for flies?
I don't where he got the fascination with men's zippers from to be honest. He was just a unique guy.
"unique"...that's what y'all call it over there?
Quote:That is the truth right there. I know people who actually request it for a stocking stuffer. *shudders*
See, and I'm not even in the Navy! But my uncle was. :thumbsup:
I bet you even stay at holiday inn express when ya travel
.gif "Laughing")
Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
Get them up against the wall!
There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me,
Get him up against the wall!
That one looks Jewish!
And that one's a ****!
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There's one smoking a joint,
And another with spots!
If I had my way,
I'd have all of you shot!
How very unfortunate for the US.
Well this thread went way of the beaten path. :blink:
How long will Winger and Kotite be on "vacation"?
Quote:I'm never on vacation
Not true. You don't work and are on a perpetual vacation. I'll bet you got an Obama phone too.
Quote:Not true. You don't work and are on a perpetual vacation. I'll bet you got an Obama phone too.
No.. I have 3 of em.. 1 my girl knows about, 1 for my dealer and 1 for a back up. You should see me walkin down da street with all 3 goin. It makes me look emportent. I talk to dial tones, but it looks gud..
Quote:No.. I have 3 of em.. 1 my girl knows about, 1 for my dealer and 1 for a back up. You should see me walkin down da street with all 3 goin. It makes me look emporten
t. I talk to dial tones, but it looks gud..
Don't you mean impotent?
Quote:Don't you mean impotent?
From 3 radio active obama phones?
Yes..
Quote:I do believe that Trump picked the right person to be Secretary of Defense (Gen James Mattis). Finally it appears that the military will abandon the misguided focus on political correctness and get back to the core job.
Enthusiasm for Gen. Mathis was expressed in my recent conversation with my nephew, an officer in the Navy. His only complaint with President Obama, and he said that of most of those with whom he serves, was the push for political correctness, especially the push to get more women in combat roles. He has no problem serving with women, but only in roles for which they meet all the qualifications, including physical. He expects Gen. Mathis to reverse much of what has been the current policy in this regard.