Quote:Is Cecil playing?
Quote:Probably not, but I think Marqise will.
Holy whoosh factor. Stupid things said at/watching Jags game. Is Cecil playing?? It wasnt a question. One flew over the cuckoos nest candidate
Quote:One thing I love hear youth coaches shout around here is something along the lines of "You need to tackle better!" to their players after they missed three tackles in a row. Apparently coaching and pointing out the bleeding obvious are the same thing.
Oh, if only you knew. Whenever I go to a youth game and I hear something along those lines, I always throw it back at them with the word "coach" inserted. Case in point; Fat loudmouth who demands 110% from his players screams out "Ya gotta hit somebody!"
I respond with "Ya gotta
coach somebody!"
I'm not popular in the stands.
Quote:Oh, if only you knew. Whenever I go to a youth game and I hear something along those lines, I always throw it back at them with the word "coach" inserted. Case in point; Fat loudmouth who demands 110% from his players screams out "Ya gotta hit somebody!"
I respond with "Ya gotta coach somebody!"
I'm not popular in the stands.
Maybe you should get out and coach on the field and not from stands.
Quote:Maybe you should get out and coach on the field and not from stands.
I agree!
That's why I've been coaching now for over five years! Heck, I even implied as much in this very thread!
OK you know what I heard at a game that was really stupid? I am guilty of doing it too.
I can't remember what happened, but everybody was standing and cheering like we made a big play . . . when it was Buffalo that did something great.
Quote:OK you know what I heard at a game that was really stupid? I am guilty of doing it too.
I can't remember what happened, but everybody was standing and cheering like we made a big play . . . when it was Buffalo that did something great.
What was it? They thought we invented the fried chicken wing? Then saw the sauce that said Buffalo?
Whew.
<blank stare with mouth slightly agape>
Quote:What was it? They thought we invented the fried chicken wing? Then saw the sauce that said Buffalo? Whew.
Maybe it was a double-turnover play. I did not record the game so I don't remember what happened.
Ooooohhhh...that makes it crystal clear.
Im going to play Quarterback and throw the ball.
Really? You don't say? I didn't know Quarterbacks DIDN'T throw the ball....
Quote:Im going to play Quarterback and throw the ball.
Really? You don't say? I didn't know Quarterbacks DIDN'T throw the ball....
You know when football was invented no quarterbacks threw the ball.
Quote:You know when football was invented no quarterbacks threw the ball.
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Quote:Your phone number?
Only if my name were Jenny...
People around a certain age will get that one. :yes:
Quote:Only if my name were Jenny...
People around a certain age will get that one.
I assume you mean people much older than me.