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Hush little posters, don't you cry,

There will be a dozen mock drafts for you guys.

And if those mock drafts you don't like,

The new coach might let Jack play the Mike.

And if the Lb's don't play good,

Caldwell will re-sign Ziggy Hood.

And if the D-line can't get sacks,

Caldwell will sign more defensive backs.

And if that plan still won't work,

We'll call Caldwell a stupid jerk.

 

Add on verses as you please. It's therapeutic.

I know I feel better already...Thanks!!

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I'm confused

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I'm confused
Me too.
Singing it softly over and over until I'm calm.....

Turrible.
Well done! But nothing can make me feel better about the Doug Moron hire. It's a Cleveland Browns level move.
And if Dakota makes another Song

Ill take 10 rips from my Jaguar Bong