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B²  Bomber

Quote:It might be, but it sure beats Blaine Swaggart.


Some of you people create the nerdiest nicknames ever for our players.

Pretty sure I never heard that nickname

Quote:Pretty sure I never heard that nickname

 

Pretty sure you are Stevie Wonder then, because I distinctly remember seeing people making posts with that suggestion for his nickname back in 2011/ 2012. 

Quote:Pretty sure you are Stevie Wonder then, because I distinctly remember people making posts with that suggestion for his nickname back in 2011/ 2012.

Pretty sure Stevie Wonder can still hear

Quote:Pretty sure I never heard that nickname

 

I remember it.

If it was ever used, I am sure it was in a satirical way

Quote:I remember it.

Yeah i remember it, too. And it was as bad as Gabby

Quote:It might be, but it sure beats Blaine Swaggart. 

 

Some of you people create the nerdiest nicknames ever for our players. 

 

 

Quote:Pretty sure I never heard that nickname

 

 

Quote:I remember it.

 

 

Quote:Yeah i remember it, too. And it was as bad as Gabby

 

whelp, Bon Jagley.... 

 

Quote:If it was ever used, I am sure it was in a satirical way

 

Uh, no. They were serious. It was in the beginning when people still had hope for Blaine. 

Quote:B² Bomber

Bdub.

Quote:whelp, Bon Jagley....



Uh, no. They were serious. It was in the beginning when people still had hope for Blaine.

LOL. Whelp what? I never heard the nickname. Sorry breh.

Quote:It really is.

 

Why don't you like itr?

 

Someone tried to call him Bortles Kombat, but Blake said he does not play that game. This nickname actually fits him because he threw a bomb tonight.

Quote:Don't you mean B5 bomber?

 

The 2 is for his initials. If there is something called a B2 Bomber, it works. I think B5 Bomber would sound wrong.

 

Edit: Why is B plural a bad word when the S is not capitalized? 

Quote:Why don't you like itr?

 

Someone tried to call him Bortles Kombat, but Blake said he does not play that game. This nickname actually fits him because he threw a bomb tonight.

He threw a football.

Quote:If it was ever used, I am sure it was in a satirical way

Nah, Uche made it his official nickname and proclaimed it to all of twitter after reading it here.

Quote:It might be, but it sure beats Blaine Swaggart. 

 

Some of you people create the nerdiest nicknames ever for our players. 

 

Swaggert was bad because Blaine never really had a swagger. But Uche Nwaneri came on here and said he made it up.

 

B2 Bomber, on the other paw, is based on a 57-yard touchdown pass to our second draft pick instead of a falsely perceived mental trait. So we have proof on YouTube it fits him. Now if you want to change that to B5 Bomber, go ahead; just don't tell me what number to use.

 

I totally agree with Jax Jags but he forgot to include some plays - Immaculate Reception, The Catch, Music City Miracle, and for a famous string of plays, The Drive. What I did in 2011 was call Josh Scobee's 59-yarder "The Big Kick" and David Garrard's Hail Mary "HaIl Michael." My nickname for Scobee is "The Colt Killer" because many of our wins against the Colts ended with his right foot.

 

I have heard complaints about nickanmes being recycled. This is nonsense. I am too young to remember anyone named Jake the Snake who did not play for Arizona and Denver. I also am too young to remember anyone named A-Train who did not play for Michigan. Now if two guys had the same nickname at the same time I would see the problem. B2 Bomber has never been used before in the relatively short time I have been a big football fan, so I am not worried about it.

Quote:He threw a football.

 

And a big pass like that is called a bomb.

its as dumb as all the other nicknames suggested before.

 

Nicknames are earned, stop trying to force some crap one.

Please stop forcing nicknames

B5 Bomber doesnt fit, its an old and retired aircraft plus Blake does not have 5 B's in his name.  The B2 is current and the name fits Blake Bortles who certianly seems to have ability to drop bombs at will.


Dont get me wrong im not a big fan of nicknames either, but I cringed every time I read BortlesKombat.  I just thought this might fit better and I think it sounds a little better.

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B5 Bomber doesnt fit, its an old and retired aircraft plus Blake does not have 5 B's in his name. The B2 is current and the name fits <strong>Blake Bortles who certianly seems to have ability to drop bombs at will.</strong>


Dont get me wrong im not a big fan of nicknames either, but I cringed every time I read BortlesKombat. I just thought this might fit better and I think it sounds a little better.

Not too mention which plane is cooler?




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