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Tucker Blandford Fakes Death To Avoid Wedding
 

August 15 would have been Alex Lancaster's wedding day -- if her fiancee hadn't faked his own death.

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/18...weird-news

His wife probably forced him to do it. 

Meanwhile, I'm trying to fake being alive to get married.  His plan seems to make more sense.   

It's only fair. She's probably been faking it for a while.

Quote:It's only fair. She's probably been faking it for a while.

Or, she was like a cadaver and he was simply following suit?  He might have figured it was role playing?  Some couples like that kind of thing.

Quote:Or, she was like a cadaver and he was simply following suit? He might have figured it was role playing? Some couples like that kind of thing.

Sounds like my first wife.


Ba-da-bum-ssss.

good for him !

Can't lose it all in the divorce if you never get married in the first place...Just sayin'...

Death..... Wedding........

 

I really see no difference. :whistling: :devil:

 

Quote:Death..... Wedding........

 

I really see no difference. :whistling: :devil:

 

 

One is a stifling, suffocating journey to the great beyond, and the other involves a funeral and hopefully an Irish wake.