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Gotta go with Lee.
Sorry Eric but the wife is right...


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Eric had a JW moment.
Even Chuck Norris wouldn't pick Chuck Norris. 

Lee.
Not to mention Walker, Texas Ranger is really, really awful. (Guess I just mentioned it)
Quote:Sorry Eric but the wife is right...


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My god! What ELSE could she be right about?! Wink
I work with a guy who kick boxed professionally back in his younger days (late 70s - early 80s). He has sparred with Norris and said he's all show and no go.
I gotta go with Lee. He understood showmanship enough for hollywood but he also knew Karate inside and out. Besides, it ain't like Chuck ever did stuff like this...

 

<p style="margin-left:40px;">"[link]...At the invitation of Ed Parker, Lee appeared in the 1964 Long Beach International Karate Championships and performed ... the "One inch punch" the description of which is as follows: Lee stood upright, his right foot forward with knees bent slightly, in front of a standing, stationary partner. Lee's right arm was partly extended and his right fist approximately an inch away from the partner's chest. Without retracting his right arm, Lee then forcibly delivered the punch to his partner while largely maintaining his posture, sending the partner backwards and falling into a chair said to be placed behind the partner to prevent injury, though his partner's momentum soon caused him to fall to the floor. His volunteer was Bob Baker of Stockton, California. "I told Bruce not to do this type of demonstration again", Baker recalled. "When he punched me that last time, I had to stay home from work because the pain in my chest was unbearable"..."

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<p style="margin-left:40px;">"...Lee appeared at the 1967 Long Beach International Karate Championships and performed various demonstrations, including the famous "unstoppable punch" against USKA world Karate champion Vic Moore. Lee told Moore that he was going to throw a straight punch to the face, and all he had to do was to try to block it. Lee took several steps back and asked if Moore was ready, when Moore nodded in affirmation, Lee glided towards him until he was within striking range. He then threw a straight punch directly at Moore's face, and stopped before impact. In eight attempts, Moore failed to block any of the punches..."

Quote:never happened before?? i doubt that!!! lee all day 
^ And the wife chimes in. ^
Quote:^ And the wife chimes in. ^



Most definitely the wife!! :yes:
Quote:I gotta go with Lee. He understood showmanship enough for hollywood but he also knew Karate inside and out. Besides, it ain't like Chuck ever did stuff like this...


<p class="bbc_indent" style="margin-left:40px;">"[<a class="bbc_url" href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_lee'>link</a>]...At the invitation of Ed Parker, Lee appeared in the 1964 Long Beach International Karate Championships and performed ... the "One inch punch" the description of which is as follows: Lee stood upright, his right foot forward with knees bent slightly, in front of a standing, stationary partner. Lee's right arm was partly extended and his right fist approximately an inch away from the partner's chest. Without retracting his right arm, Lee then forcibly delivered the punch to his partner while largely maintaining his posture, sending the partner backwards and falling into a chair said to be placed behind the partner to prevent injury, though his partner's momentum soon caused him to fall to the floor. His volunteer was Bob Baker of Stockton, California. "I told Bruce not to do this type of demonstration again", Baker recalled. "When he punched me that last time, I had to stay home from work because the pain in my chest was unbearable"..."


<p class="bbc_indent" style="margin-left:40px;">"...Lee appeared at the 1967 Long Beach International Karate Championships and performed various demonstrations, including the famous "unstoppable punch" against USKA world Karate champion Vic Moore. Lee told Moore that he was going to throw a straight punch to the face, and all he had to do was to try to block it. Lee took several steps back and asked if Moore was ready, when Moore nodded in affirmation, Lee glided towards him until he was within striking range. He then threw a straight punch directly at Moore's face, and stopped before impact. In eight attempts, Moore failed to block any of the punches..."


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Quote:^ And the wife chimes in. ^
 

:woot: I didn't even know the wife had a message board name! But you called it sir I just asked her. Oh boy gotta watch what I say now.......
Quote::woot: I didn't even know the wife had a message board name! But you called it sir I just asked her. Oh boy gotta watch what I say now.......



She's had it for a while too!! Big Grin
Quote:She's had it for a while too!! Big Grin


Bus-ted!
Quote:Bus-ted!



Good for her!! Keep her man on his toes!! Wink




Good thing he's only said lovely things about her on here...minus the whole dog situation I mean!! :woot:
Quote:Sorry Eric but the wife is right...


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Shortly after this filming, Chuck Norris discovered waxing. 
Quote::woot: I didn't even know the wife had a message board name! But you called it sir I just asked her. Oh boy gotta watch what I say now.......
Lee.


And yeah, now that you know she is on here, will you PLEASE stop flirting with me?
So it's basically Eric's wife and every other poster for Lee and only Eric for Norris.. She's loving this.
Bruce Lee

 

However, Chuck Norris is awesome. This is really tough man. I can't pick between the two.

 

You could do the same with these combinations too.

 

John Wayne / Clint Eastwood - I can't knock either actor, they're both awesome, we win as fans

 

Arnold Scwhaznegger / Slyvester Stallone - I can't knock either actor, they're both awesome, we win again as fans

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