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Please Texans....sign Tebow.

I think this is the greatest idea since aerosol cheese.
Quote:I think this is the greatest idea since aerosol cheese.
I was gonna say the best idea since the chia pet...
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Quote:I was gonna say the best idea since the chia pet...
 

What about Cheez Wiz on a chia pet?
Quote:What about Cheez Wiz on a chia pet?
Mind completely blown...just like the gif in Tuxedo's signature.
Quote:I think this is the greatest idea since aerosol cheese.
Lets not get ahead of ourselves
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Why not?
Because the Texans don't use clipboards.
Well....good and bad news.

 

 

Good: I called McNair and proposed the idea of Tebow to Texans like you fine folks suggested.

Bad: I am no longer allowed on NRG Stadium property thanks to my suggestion.

 

 

On a serious note...I don't think Tebow would give us anything different than Keenum currently can except maybe the favor of the heavens. And I don't think even that is enough to offset the Curse of Houston sports.

Hilarious

Quote:I mean, it's not as if he's worse than what they have now.

 

Fitzpatrick is a backup at best.

 

Keenum showed he's never going to be an NFL starter.

 

Savage needs to be developed and throwing him in now would be a disaster,

 

Tebow would at least make their games interesting.

 

He'd be a good placeholder until Savage is ready or they draft a QB early next year.

 

Why not?
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKjxFJfcrcA
Quote:Well....good and bad news.

 

 

Good: I called McNair and proposed the idea of Tebow to Texans like you fine folks suggested.

Bad: I am no longer allowed on NRG Stadium property thanks to my suggestion.

 

 

On a serious note...I don't think Tebow would give us anything different than Keenum currently can except maybe the favor of the heavens. And I don't think even that is enough to offset the Curse of Houston sports.
 

Fine folks did not suggest this.
Yeah, why not? He should put a few more people in the stands and maybe even win them a game or two.

Quote:Yeah, why not? He should put a few more people in the stands and maybe even win them a game or two.
 

It defeats the purpose when the Texans have sold out every game in their existence.
God I wish they'd sign him.. I'd gladly take the free wins twice a year. 

Quote:God I wish they'd sign him.. I'd gladly take the free wins twice a year. 
Plus, we'd get to see if he could walk across our swimming pools. 
The better question is, how many fair weathered fans would change their allegiance from JAX to HOU.

Quote:The better question is, how many fair weathered fans would change their allegiance from JAX to HOU.
I'm betting not quite as many as people would expect. 
Quote:The better question is, how many fair weathered fans would change their allegiance from JAX to HOU.
Could be a great way to weed out the idiots who neither know, nor care, anything about football.
Quote:The better question is, how many fair weathered fans would change their allegiance from JAX to HOU.

I know a guy last year changed his allegiance from JAX to HOU.  It was during the BYE week I think.  Guy later bandwagoned the Miami Heat
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