Peter King always ends his Monday Morning Quarterback columns with a haiku. I have no idea why.
For today's column he ended with:
Jags coach Gus Bradley
Could sub for Tony Robbins
The man can inspire
PLEASE SCORE MORE TOUCHDOWS
WE CANT TAKE THIS POO no mo
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN
Jaguars Head Coach
Gus Bradley shall continue
to amaze us all
Quote:PLEASE SCORE MORE TOUCHDOWS 5 green check mark
WE CANT TAKE THIS POO ANYMORE 8 red x
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN 5 green check mark
basically three lines consisting of 5,7,5 total of 17 syllabels usually about nature. Really lame, and really dumb...
http://www.howmanysyllables.com/wordprocessor will help you create one but basically its almost a syllabel per vowel.
The crocodiles fled,
The powerful jaw opens,
a vicious roar heard
I guess thats cool... Ive never really liked Haiku's I mean i get them but...i just dont care typically lol
Quote:Haikus suck.
You're just trying to lure CowboyBarry out of hibernation.
worker bees can leave
even drones can fly away
the queen is their slave
Quote:I guess thats cool... Ive never really liked Haiku's I mean i get them but...i just dont care typically lol
Yeah I never saw the point really, just make a normal rhyme...
Haikus thrill me not
I do not see their purpose
I would rather fish