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Condolences to the family and friends of that watermelon.  He will be sorely missed.

Quote:Condolences to the family and friends of that watermelon.  He will be sorely missed.

Baloney, that watermelon had it coming.
I love watermelon so much that I wanted to run off into the middle of the night and marry one. But it said sorry, I cantaloupe.




Stop looking at me like that.



You're laughing WITH me, right?
His wife sounds like a real peach.

That watermelon was a seedy character.