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There are some deep questions here. I am just glad Mushari explained jerky cost to me, which of course, makes perfect sense now that someone said it.

Quote:What do you consider the bottom 75% is the bigger question.  Where do we all stand?

 

Why are you asking me?  You're the one who threw the premise out there.

Quote:What do you consider the bottom 75% is the bigger question.  Where do we all stand?

You're the one who posed the question, so you tell us.

Quote:Why are you asking me?  You're the one who threw the premise out there.

I know, right?  Throw the question out there, then ask someone else to interpret it for them?  What's up with that?

True story Vicbow... LOL...


As I'm at the counter in McDonalds placing my order.


Cashier: Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?

NH3: Yes please, let me have an Whopper w/cheese combo, no onions on the board please.

Cashier: Sir we don't serve whoppers here.

NH3: What do you mean you don't serve whoppers? Can I have what I ordered?

Cashier: Sir if you want a whopper combo you need to go to Burger King. This is McDonalds. BTW they no longer serve on the board.

NH3: How do you know that they no longer serve on the board?

Cashier: Because I used to work there Sir.

NH3: Everybody in line is busting a gut except for an 6'5" 378lb guy that looks like he's about to order some dark meat at KFC...


NH3...

Quote:I give women the crotch and men the butt.  If I have a long row of seats to exit and there's a nice mix of genders, I actually look like I'm auditioning for 'Dancing With the Stars'.

Did you just come out as bisexual on the message board??? :blink:

Quote:Did you just come out as bisexual on the message board??? :blink:

I think he game out as trisexual.

Quote:True story Vicbow... LOL...

As I'm at the counter in McDonalds placing my order.

Cashier: Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?

NH3: Yes please, let me have an Whopper w/cheese combo, no onions on the board please.

Cashier: Sir we don't serve whoppers here.

NH3: What do you mean you don't serve whoppers? Can I have what I ordered?

Cashier: Sir if you want a whopper combo you need to go to Burger King. This is McDonalds. BTW they no longer serve on the board.

NH3: How do you know that they no longer serve on the board?

Cashier: Because I used to work there Sir.

NH3: Everybody in line is busting a gut except for an 6'5" 378lb guy that looks like he's about to order some dark meat at KFC...

NH3...

I hate that the don't serve stuff on the board any more!! Are they afraid someone will cut themselves??

Quote:I think he game out as trisexual.

He'll try anything? :whistling:

Quote:He'll try anything? :whistling:

What happens at family reunions stays at family reunions for him.

Quote:What happens at family reunions stays at family reunions for him.

I wasn't going to say anything...

Quote:I wasn't going to say anything...

It goes without saying.

Quote:I hate that the don't serve stuff on the board any more!! Are they afraid someone will cut themselves??

Actually that is exactly why they no longer cut an sandwhich in half...


Too many employees getting fingers cut...


NH3...

Quote:I think he game out as trisexual.

Or was it Quad Sexual?


Who's on Top?


NH3...

Quote:Or was it Quad Sexual?

Who's on Top?

NH3...

I think who's on first...

Quote:Actually that is exactly why they no longer cut an sandwhich in half...


Too many employees getting fingers cut...


NH3...

 

You know.....its not THAT difficult to cut a sandwich without injuring oneself... :blink: 

Quote:I think who's on first...

That's definately a First Thought Process...


You'd have to get to first base in order to Slide into Home Base...


NH3...

Quote:That's definately a First Thought Process...


You'd have to get to first base in order to Slide into Home Base...


NH3...

 

plate

Quote:You know.....its not THAT difficult to cut a sandwich without injuring oneself... :blink:

Unfortunately the seasing of serving sandwiches on the board says otherwise...


NH3...

Quote:Unfortunately the seasing of serving sandwiches on the board says otherwise...


NH3...

 

I don't know what the hell you are talking about :blink: 

Quote:plate

Plate = Baseball...


Base = Scoring...


NH3...