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Quote:http://youtu.be/5rw_07Kv_ao

I can't help but burst out laughing EVERY time I see this.  

Didn't someone put this to music?  Kung Fu Fighting?

Quote:Didn't someone put this to music?  Kung Fu Fighting?

 

My two favorites:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WcKRVHZAQ8

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKsRER1foNI

Now that is funny!

Quote:So he's going to get 12-16 sacks this year?

I'd say at least 8 anything above that would be gravy.

The Star Wars kid crushed the huge black stoner on qualudes.

Branch can always start his own windmill farm.

Quote:The Star Wars kid crushed the huge black stoner on qualudes.

 

Maybe we should have signed the Star Wars kid to play DE?

Quote:Harvey, Lewis, and Branch must train at Bobby Wasabi's

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yAQQVsShwM

 

Unfortunately, I have seen every episode of this show. I have an 8 year old.

Jeez...talk about the law of unintended consequences! 

Quote:Jeez...talk about the law of unintended consequences! 

 

At least it took a somewhat entertaining turn. 

When hearing these stories about M. Lewis, A. Branch, or excues for Tyson Alualu remember its only OTAs and sometimes they will fluff players on the bubble in hopes of getting another team interested in them.

Quote:When hearing these stories about M. Lewis, A. Branch, or excues for Tyson Alualu remember its only OTAs and sometimes they will fluff players on the bubble in hopes of getting another team interested in them.

 

I doubt seriously that's what Gus is doing. 

One thing I took from Harvey's video there (way back when I first saw it initially) , (other than comedy gold), was that I thought he looked rather thin, framewise. 

Quote:At least it took a somewhat entertaining turn. 

Yeah...those clips were classic!

Quote:One thing I took from Harvey's video there (way back when I first saw it initially) , (other than comedy gold), was that I thought he looked rather thin, framewise. 

 

Harvey was never a big guy in a bulky kind of way. 

At $827,722 a 312k cap savings with him to make over 1 mil next year I would think that Branch is in far more trouble (on the bubble) than Ace Sanders would ever be (in a different thread).

Quote:“He’s busting his hump harder than anybody on our squad,” Jaguars defensive line coach Todd Wash said. “We’re real pleased with the maturity that he’s gone through over the last year. We think he’s going to be an excellent pass rusher for us this season.”

 

Is it difficult to bust your hump harder than a bunch of geriatric speeder rushers? I kind of course and hope Dre gets his windmill on.  Maybe he has opportunity to improve in that regard, he's always been a one move DE so maybe he can develop his sack celebration too beyond the windmill!

Quote:At $827,722 a 312k cap savings with him to make over 1 mil next year I would think that Branch is in far more trouble (on the bubble) than Ace Sanders would ever be (in a different thread).

 

If this team was in a situation where they were up against the cap, your point would hold water.  They're not.