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Always liked cats way more than dogs. Great judges of character. They don't just go to anyone looking for attention. It's almost like they can sense the stench of someone's soul and determine if that person is worthy enough to be in their company.

Quote:Always liked cats way more than dogs. Great judges of character. They don't just go to anyone looking for attention. It's almost like they can sense the stench of someone's soul and determine if that person is worthy enough to be in their company.

Crap! I'm a good person. I need to piss people off more. Every time I go to someone's house that have cats those annoying dam things do figure eights between my legs. And they are just fast enough that I can't punt them into the wall.
Quote:Crap! I'm a good person. I need to [BAD WORD REMOVED] people off more. Every time I go to someone's house that have cats those annoying dam things do figure eights between my legs. And they are just fast enough that I can't punt them into the wall.
 

I think you secretly love cats and just aren't comfortable with your own masculinity to admit it.. My opinion..
Quote:I think you secretly love cats and just aren't comfortable with your own masculinity to admit it.. My opinion..

They are cute when they are little. My lesser half had a couple. One of which I think was a little cat midget that seemed to have stayed in kitten stage. I liked that one quite a bit. The other one... Woah buddy! I didn't ,Ike the other one. It was obviously a mutual dislike between us. If all the cats were like the midge cat and sweet then I would love cats and want a couple. But they tend to grow up like the other one we had that wants to piss me the hell off.
Quote:I think you secretly love cats and just aren't comfortable with your own masculinity to admit it.. My opinion..



He's trying to woo JW!
Quote:They are cute when they are little. My lesser half had a couple. One of which I think was a little cat midget that seemed to have stayed in kitten stage. I liked that one quite a bit. The other one... Woah buddy! I didn't ,Ike the other one. It was obviously a mutual dislike between us. If all the cats were like the midge cat and sweet then I would love cats and want a couple. But they tend to grow up like the other one we had that wants to [BAD WORD REMOVED] me the hell off.



That's my George...she's undersized and just adorable! She's like a little comedian in fur!
Quote:He's trying to woo JW!
 

There's other ways to do that.. I could give a few pointers haha
Quote:He's trying to woo JW!
If you tell my secret it won't work!!!! Geez woman!


Note to self, don't use BB4 as a wing(person)
Quote:If you tell my secret it won't work!!!! Geez woman!

Note to self, don't use BB4 as a wing(person)



She doesn't hang out with us on the sideline anymore...you're safe!
Quote:That's my George...she's undersized and just adorable! She's like a little comedian in fur!

Ours was named "angel" we gave both of the cats to a former employee after it cause problems with our dog. I do miss the little one. The big one...not so much
Quote:Ours was named "angel" we gave both of the cats to a former employee after it cause problems with our dog. I do miss the little one. The big one...not so much



Poor kitties! What did the mean ol' dog do to them??
Quote:Poor kitties! What did the mean ol' dog do to them??

Lmbo! We've got a Siberian husky and the cats would put her in her place. Dog was innocent.
Quote:Lmbo! We've got a Siberian husky and the cats would put her in her place. Dog was innocent.



Then it sounds like there wasn't a problem! Tongue
Quote:Then it sounds like there wasn't a problem! Tongue

Wife wanted the dog, wife wanted cat #1, wife had no choice in cat number two cause cat one had number two. So she had a decision to make. After spaying momma cat so no more little cats come around we still had issues. Momma and son cat picked on dog and dog went crazy so got rid of cats.
Quote:Wife wanted the dog, wife wanted cat #1, wife had no choice in cat number two cause cat one had number two. So she had a decision to make. After spaying momma cat so no more little cats come around we still had issues. Momma and son cat picked on dog and dog went crazy so got rid of cats.



Why couldn't you just keep the likable cat and the dog?
Quote:Why couldn't you just keep the likable cat and the dog?

Good question, I wanted to keep the lil one too but since the little cat was the momma of the other cat, wifey wanted them to stay together.
Quote:Good question, I wanted to keep the lil one too but since the little cat was the momma of the other cat, wifey wanted them to stay together.



She was worried they'd be lonely...I would probably do the same thing!
The guy we have them too sends me pics here and there of the likable one. Guess he feels the same about the other one as I did..?
Quote:She was worried they'd be lonely...I would probably do the same thing!

Yeah I don't blame her. But my employee at the time said he'd take them in and we needed to get rid of them. He seems to like them. In all honesty as long as wifey happy and satisfied I'm not losing sleep over it no matter how much I lied the lil one.
Quote:The guy we have them too sends me pics here and there of the likable one. Guess he feels the same about the other one as I did..?



Maybe the other one just isn't photogenic!
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