Fleeing Florida Car Thief Hit Alligator, Crashed
MAY 15--A suspected auto thief was captured after the stolen car he was driving struck an alligator as the animal was crossing a Florida road, police report.
Calvin Rodriguez, 22, was driving a hot Honda Civic Tuesday when he was spotted by Port St. Lucie Police Department officers. Rodriguez sped off with cops on his tail.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/a...eft-487632
I'll post in here if no one else will.
Who said my Gators can't play defense?
How do they know the car was hot? Do it got a booty?
Quote:How do they know the car was hot? Do it got a booty?
No, it had its top down.
Quote:No, it had its top down.
Hawt
Quote:I saw an alligator once.
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Go on...
Quote:......?
Go on...
They're not very scary if it's over the pocket of his golf shirt!

Quote:They're not very scary if it's over the pocket of his golf shirt! 
Crikey! Have a go at that! What a beautiful lad. Notice the collard neck and 100% cotton material. These shirts are indigenous to overpriced department store and Starbucks. Wow. What a beauty! Whoa!!!
Quote:Crikey! Have a go at that! What a beautiful lad. Notice the collard neck and 100% cotton material. These shirts are indigenous to overpriced department store and Starbucks. Wow. What a beauty! Whoa!!!
+1 for you sir! You made me snort coke zero!!
Quote:+1 for you sir! You made me snort coke zero!!
Yeah, I've been told I made people snort stuff. Usually it isn't a compliment.
Guess I'm boring
Quote:Yeah, I've been told I made people snort stuff. Usually it isn't a compliment.
Guess I'm boring
Well...it's only because I don't have any real coke around right now! :thumbsup: