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Fleeing Florida Car Thief Hit Alligator, Crashed
 

MAY 15--A suspected auto thief was captured after the stolen car he was driving struck an alligator as the animal was crossing a Florida road, police report.

 

Calvin Rodriguez, 22, was driving a hot Honda Civic Tuesday when he was spotted by Port St. Lucie Police Department officers. Rodriguez sped off with cops on his tail.

 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/a...eft-487632

I'll post in here if no one else will.
Who said my Gators can't play defense?

How do they know the car was hot? Do it got a booty?

Quote:How do they know the car was hot? Do it got a booty?


No, it had its top down.
Quote:No, it had its top down.
 

Hawt
I saw an alligator once.
Quote:I saw an alligator once.
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Go on...
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Go on...



They're not very scary if it's over the pocket of his golf shirt! Wink
Quote:They're not very scary if it's over the pocket of his golf shirt! Wink

Crikey! Have a go at that! What a beautiful lad. Notice the collard neck and 100% cotton material. These shirts are indigenous to overpriced department store and Starbucks. Wow. What a beauty! Whoa!!!
Quote:Crikey! Have a go at that! What a beautiful lad. Notice the collard neck and 100% cotton material. These shirts are indigenous to overpriced department store and Starbucks. Wow. What a beauty! Whoa!!!



+1 for you sir! You made me snort coke zero!!
Quote:+1 for you sir! You made me snort coke zero!!
Yeah, I've been told I made people snort stuff. Usually it isn't a compliment.

Guess I'm boring
Quote:Yeah, I've been told I made people snort stuff. Usually it isn't a compliment.

Guess I'm boring



Well...it's only because I don't have any real coke around right now! :thumbsup: