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Do we even have room on the roster for another WR?

Quote:I see the quest to be the number one troll continues. If I may, I have provided you with a sort of mid term report.

 

Things about your trolling I like:

 

• Spamming. This is probably the key point. You have established your position, now you just need to batter it home. Find a thread, more or less ignore the topic at hand and spew until you get a bite.
  
• Your use of nicknames. I think Biff could be a little more offensive (think 'money dung sweeper'), but you own it now. I don't even have to look to the left of the screen, if I see Biff, I know its Jungle Cat. That's some high level stuff right there.
  
• Supporting your guy. Pick a player we are unlikely to draft and make him the holy grail savior. Its a tried and trusted method.
  

 

Things to work on:

 

• Too much waffle. You're still trying to do too much. Less is more. Bortles sucks, Caldwell's an idiot, I'm smart, done. Anything else and you're saying too much and your post loses power.
  
• Clarity. The best trolls are articulate. These 3 sentences for example:
  What are you trying to say here? Do you like Storm Johnson? Do you think we should take him? I have no idea what you're going on about. People wont respond if you dont make sense.
  
  
  

 

In all, this is a good effort. I've noticed king troll has taken a back seat lately, I think you have him on the ropes, but don't get to cocky. Becoming a top troll takes years and most give up after a few months. Work on the holes in your game and you could be join the pantheon of Jungle greats.

 

So that's the plan? Maybe we should have drafted Storm Johnson third over-all then?

Shayne Skov LB, Stanford*

Walt Aikens DB, Liberty *

Bashaud Breeland, CB, Clemson

Pierre Desir, CB, Lindenwood*

Jaylen Watkins CB Florida (Brother of Sammy Watkins who went 1st round to Bills)

Jackson Jeffcoat, DE, Texas

Dakota Dozier, G, Furman*

Martavis Bryant, WR, Clemson

Aaron Murray, QB, Georgia*

Keith McGill CB, Utah*

Kelcy Quarles DL, South Carolina

Tre Boston DB, North Carolina*

Yawin Smallwood LB, UCONN

Brock Vereen DB, Minnesota

JORDAN TRIPP LB, MONTANA GRIZ!*

Danny Kistler OL, MONTANA

Matt Hall OL, Belhaven

Caraun Reid DL, Princeton*

Daniel McCullers DL, Tenn

Zack Kerr DL, Delaware

Andrew Jackson LB Western Kentucky

Jeff Janis WR, Saginaw Valley State *

Aaron Colvin CB, Okalahoma Great Value Pic!


Storm Johnson RB, UCF

Kapri Bibbs RB, Colorado State*

I'm hoping they pick up a qb3 with one of the picks. Thomas, Boyd, Shaw, Savage, Smith.

Quote:Do we even have room on the roster for another WR?

 

 

Yeah but how do you pass on him. He's as talented as the other two

Quote:Yeah but how do you pass on him. He's as talented as the other two

lol

Quote:So that's the plan? Maybe we should have drafted Storm Johnson third over-all then?

Weak retort, Katherine.

I'd like Keith McGill, Pierre Desir, Jared Abbrederis, Isaiah Crowell, Jackson Jeffcoat,  Daniel McCullers, Chris Smith, Dakota Dozier, Cyril Richardson, John Urschel, Tyler Larsen, and like 6 or 7 more, but I'll cut off the list there.

Ive been saying for a long time now JC is a very low quality troll. He needs to take some notes on how TMD works his craft. 

Quote:I know its crazy but Jared Abbrederis is falling and this guy is a 2nd round wr talent.

 

Id hate to invest 3 picks into wrs but its hard to pass on a steal like that. Theres still talent we can get with the 4th but if hes somehow still there when the 5th hits, you have GOT to consider taking him

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKUx0CC7VBk

Reminds me of a slightly taller Wes Welker with his running motion.  I wouldn't mind him if he's still there in the 6th, but I'd rather have a RB in the 5th. 

 

WR's - Robinson, Lee, Shorts, Abberdaris, Sanders, Doss.    Mike Brown is hating this draft!  LOL

Quote:Reminds me of a slightly taller Wes Welker with his running motion.  I wouldn't mind him if he's still there in the 6th, but I'd rather have a RB in the 5th. 

 

WR's - Robinson, Lee, Shorts, Abberdaris, Sanders, Doss.    Mike Brown is hating this draft!  LOL

Like it...I'm on board!

Rbs are easy to find

Quote:Ive been saying for a long time now JC is a very low quality troll. He needs to take some notes on how TMD works his craft. 

 

JC intrigues me.  He reminds me of Dennis Hopper's character in Easy Rider.  Maybe his character in Apocalypse Now is an even better comparison.

 

You'll find some pretty profound statements once in a while buried in all the rambling.  But they are few and far between.

Quote:JC intrigues me. He reminds me of Dennis Hopper's character in Easy Rider. Maybe his character in Apocalypse Now is an even better comparison.


You'll find some pretty profound statements once in a while buried in all the rambling. But they are few and far between.

Weird part is most of his posts come from 1 to 6 am. Don't know what Katherine Webb is doing up so late.

Quote:So that's the plan? Maybe we should have drafted Storm Johnson third over-all then?

 

New troll tip.

 

When you respond to someone, make it relevant and make sense. I still don't know what you're talking about.

Quote:Reminds me of a slightly taller Wes Welker with his running motion.  I wouldn't mind him if he's still there in the 6th, but I'd rather have a RB in the 5th. 

 

WR's - Robinson, Lee, Shorts, Abberdaris, Sanders, Doss.    Mike Brown is hating this draft!  LOL

 

I love Abbrederis, but 3 WRs in the first 5 picks is going a little Millen.

Quote:Reminds me of a slightly taller Wes Welker with his running motion.  I wouldn't mind him if he's still there in the 6th, but I'd rather have a RB in the 5th. 

 

WR's - Robinson, Lee, Shorts, Abberdaris, Sanders, Doss.    Mike Brown is hating this draft!  LOL

 

Actually, he reminds me a lot of Cecil Shorts.  A little taller, but similar speed, route running, hands, and confidence.  Neither are great RAC players, but have speed to break away if they get behind you.

Hoping for Seastrunk or Zumwalt or Ugo with the next pick

5th ROUND GETS!

Jared Abbrederis WR, Wisc

Shayne Skov LB, Stanford*

Aaron Murray, QB, Georgia*

JORDAN TRIPP LB, MONTANA GRIZ!*

Danny Kistler OL, MONTANA

Matt Hall OL, Belhaven

Caraun Reid DL, Princeton*

Daniel McCullers DL, Tenn

Zack Kerr DL, Delaware

Andrew Jackson LB Western Kentucky

Jeff Janis WR, Saginaw Valley State *

Storm Johnson RB, UCF

Kapri Bibbs RB, Colorado State*

Jackson Jeffcoat, please.