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Quote:Homus biscuitius impotento.


You won't be reproducing for a while!
 

Too late, I already have 5 spawn in the world.  Mwahahahahaha!
Quote:Why did my biscuit all of a sudden change flavor?
 

DF took my mojo. All biscuits will now be a little less buttery.

Quote:DF took my mojo. All biscuits will now be a little less buttery.



Paula Deen just started weeping and she has no idea why!
Quote:DF took my mojo. All biscuits will now be a little less buttery.
 

That's the most evil thing I can imagine.

 

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Quote:That's - quite possibly - the most evil thing I can imagine.
Better edit this post before I take yours too.
Quote:Another erroneous use of reductio ad absurdum.
this reminds me that I have a Logic final tomorrow.. My graduation depends on it.
Conan O'Brien: A Florida man went to court for the right to marry his laptop computer. He wants to marry his laptop. He said it’s just like a wife because whenever he brings it into bed, it freezes.



 
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Conan O'Brien: A Florida man went to court for the right to marry his laptop computer. He wants to marry his laptop. He said it’s just like a wife because whenever he brings it into bed, it freezes.

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