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Heres my plan, this is not a true story.

Mark Abraham Johnson.
Born March 12 1985.
Son of Linda Delores and Abraham Johnson.
Mother killed by drunk Driver in 1995.
Lives in College Station Texas
Attends S.W Henderson High
Father works for CSX Intermodal.
Enjoys hockey and basketball.
Born out of wedlock.
In 2004 at age 5 he had a heart valve problem and was legally dead for 5 minutes.
Dedicated Christan.
Dreams of going to TCU.
Loves dogs.
Heart valve problem lands him in hospital every ~6months.
Plays basketball for S.W Henderson.
Made the team as a freshman.
Started 11 games at small foward.
Leading scorer in 9 of 11 starts.
In his 12th game of freshman year he drove to the basket and went for a dunk, he landed awkwardly and toar his MCL.
Sophmore season he begins as a started.
In 5th game his Prolapse valve acted up and he was unconcious on the floor of the court, the school nurse used the difiblulator and jumped his heart.
In coma for 6 months.
Brain Damaged.
Everybody prays.
They decide to pull the plug.
The day before they were going to pull the plug he awakens.
Down to 120 pounds at 6'4
Relearns to walk
Great Recovry
Play Senior year
All American
Started all games.
Wins state.
Deemed to small to play SF and not controlled enough to play SG.
Goes to Buffalo.
On bench for Freshman year.
In sophmore year star SF Robbie Willams arrested for posesion of cocaine.
He startes the last 15 games.
Buffalo goes from 4-10 to 19-10
Wins rest of games.
Makes tourny as 7 seed.
Buffalo makes championship
He scored 17 points and snags 13 rebounds.
Makes Game winning shot to win.
Declares for draft.
Still considered undersized and downgraded for heart problem.
Drafted #30 overall by Orlando Magic.
Traded for second round pick before season starts to the New York Knicks.
Plays rookie year in D leauge.
Again traded for second round pick to the Timberwolves.
Gets first playing time of year in playoffs.
Gets 12 points and 4 rebounds.
T-Wolves in championship.
Makes game winning drive to goal dunk.
Needs heart sugery over offseason.
Retires.
Becomes Coach for S.W Henderson.
Wins Highschool championship three straight years.
Hired by T A&M.
Fired in three years.
Hired by North Dakota State.
Win three div 2 championships
Hired by UNYB
In his second year team makes champion ship
Star PG Jackson DiVrees has monster game.
Passes out on sideline.
Dies, game to be played later.
UBNY wins under leader ship of 
Jackson DiVries.
Jackson writes book about how Mark would talk to him about god.
Titled, The coach from heaven.
Jackson retires after 11 seasons.
Becomes coach of UK.
Goes to title game in 6th year.
Teaches C Randy Jones about Mark and God.
In title game Randy Jones Shoots the game winning three.
Mysterious wind blows through indoor stadium
Ball goes in.
Jackson knows Mark put the shot back in just like how he won his first college championsship.
Jackson retires from coaching.
Dies at 67 of Alziemers.
Rest in peace.
 
You've put a lot of thought into it...
Shoulda made a poll..

Will there be Pokemon?
Quote:Will there be Pokemon?


This is a family film. Why would there be pokemon?
Can I get the cliff's notes?
Quote:Can I get the cliff's notes?


You need to study. There's a test on this later on..
Quote:You need to study. There's a test on this later on..

Hey, that's why I quit college.
Quote:Hey, that's why I quit college.


"xJaggyx... Zero point Zero... Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son"..
Quote:"xJaggyx... Zero point Zero... Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son"..

Seems to be working so far... You have your way...I've got mine! Smile
Quote:Seems to be working so far... You have your way...I've got mine! Smile


I actually watched that movie again for the billionth time. Never gets old haha
Quote:I actually watched that movie again for the billionth time. Never gets old haha

Now I'm lost. Did this guy get his book made into a major motion picture already? He works fast!!
....and how are you posting when not showing logged in? You a ninja?
Quote:Now I'm lost. Did this guy get his book made into a major motion picture already? He works fast!!


I was talking about the Animal House reference haha.. "Fat drunk and stupid" never seen it?


I'm on my phone. Prolly why I'm ninja'd..
Quote:I was talking about the Animal House reference haha.. "Fat drunk and stupid" never seen it?

I'm on my phone. Prolly why I'm ninja'd..
I've never watched it in its entirety. It's slightly before my time. I think.

Edit: yep, before my time. Out in '78 born in '82
Quote:I've never watched it in its entirety. It's slightly before my time. I think.


BLASPHEEEEEEEEEEEMER!!!!! Shame on you..
Quote:BLASPHEEEEEEEEEEEMER!!!!! Shame on you..

Edited my previous reply. It was out 4 years before I was out. Add 7 years ( give or take ) to even know what's up. Only thing I know of that movie is some guy punching his face with both hands spewing mashed potatoes out his mouth mimicking a zit. That is if I have the right movie.
Quote:Edited my previous reply. It was out 4 years before I was out. Add 7 years ( give or take ) to even know what's up. Only thing I know of that movie is some guy punching his face with both hands spewing mashed potatoes out his mouth mimicking a zit. That is if I have the right movie.
 

That's the one.. That movie is pure genius..
Quote:That's the one.. That movie is pure genius..

Watched that clip you posted. Funny! I'll make sure I watch it sometime soon.
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