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A 21-year-old Illinois man went against all odds to protest the permanent closure of a highway rest stop because he claims that he was conceived there after his parents got frisky on the way home from a Phil Collins concert.

Kevin Walters of Crystal Lake, in an attempt to have everyone take a look at him now, staged a one-man protest of the closing of the Des Plaines Oasis on the Jane Addams Memorial Tollway according to CBS Chicago[Image: external-link.png]. He chained himself to the door of the rest stop.

 

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/03/14/ill...latestnews

Quote:Illinois man protests highway rest stop closure, claims he was conceived in building

 

A 21-year-old Illinois man went against all odds to protest the permanent closure of a highway rest stop because he claims that he was conceived there after his parents got frisky on the way home from a Phil Collins concert.

Kevin Walters of Crystal Lake, in an attempt to have everyone take a look at him now, staged a one-man protest of the closing of the Des Plaines Oasis on the Jane Addams Memorial Tollway according to CBS Chicago[Image: external-link.png]. He chained himself to the door of the rest stop.

 

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/03/14/ill...latestnews

 
 

I see what they did there.
That's ridiculous and might even be downright offensive. A Phil Collins concert?!?

Quote:That's ridiculous and might even be downright offensive. A Phil Collins concert?!?



Hey!!! Phil Collins is great!!!
Quote:Hey!!! Phil Collins is great!!!
 

DF listens to K-pop.  His argument is invalid.
Quote:DF listens to K-pop.  His argument is invalid.



And the people that went to the Phil Collins concert actually had sex...with someone other than themselves... :whistling:
Quote:And the people that went to the Phil Collins concert actually had sex...with someone other than themselves... :whistling:
 

:woot:  Laughing