Quote:Bet you're not complaining about shoes when Mrs Fried Chicken wears a pair to bed... :whistling:
I cant complain about the Red pumps.
Quote:You like us to look good...but don't want the stuff around that helps get there!! 
I actually prefer my wife with no makeup or jewelry, she of course loves that stuff but most of the time doesn't wear it cause she knows it's just not my thing.
Quote:I cant complain about the Red pumps.
No one complains about red pumps!!
Quote:I actually prefer my wife with no makeup or jewelry, she of course loves that stuff but most of the time doesn't wear it cause she knows it's just not my thing.
You still like her hair to smell good and her skin to be all soft and smooth don't ya? :yes:
Quote:You still like her hair to smell good and her skin to be all soft and smooth don't ya? :yes:
pssssh I likes her covered in chicken feed, barefoot and pregnant!
Quote:pssssh I likes her covered in chicken feed, barefoot and pregnant!
That explains why you want to move to the middle of nowhere! :thumbsup:
:woot:
Quote:That explains why you want to move to the middle of nowhere! :thumbsup:
:woot:
cue the banjos!
Quote:No one complains about red pumps!!
Or red panties.....
Quote:Or red panties.....
That goes without saying!! :thumbsup:
Quote:No one complains about red pumps!!
Quote:Or red panties.....
Quote:That goes without saying!! :thumbsup:
I do! Those things are in the way!
Quote:I do! Those things are in the way!
Maybe you should just wear a onesie.
:woot:
Who says I don't already?
Here's a rule that was left out and I think it's one of the most important rules of all.
The purpose of a house is to hold a giant TV set. Everything in that house should be built with the giant TV in mind. The TV is not to be hidden in cabinets, or otherwise obscured or placed in a corner. The TV room is the most important room in the house, and the TV is the most important object in that room. Furniture should be placed for optimum TV viewing pleasure.
So, when they show that commercial and the woman shows the architect a faucet and says, "Can you build a house around this?" NO. NO NO NO. She should tell the architect, "We have a 60 inch TV. Can you build a house around that?"
When my wife buys some software for her laptop, and says WE have to install it this weekend. That isn't what it means at all. It actually translates to, I will remove the packaging and insert the CD into the slot. I will then become confused after five minutes and you will be expected to drop whatever you are doing and install the software. All the while I will stand in back of you and 'back seat drive', even though I couldn't figure it out in the first place.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.