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Is Mike Zimmer an iPad Pro?

Quote:Zimmer is a beast for being out there today.

 

Eye Concussions are no joke.

 

 When it comes to mental toughness and determination,  Mike Zimmer is at or near the top of the list in the coaching profession. 

So the saying "eye can see you but eye can't hear you" is true?

Half Vision > Half a Brain

He should have just worn a pirate patch and yelled "Eye, matey!" the entire game.

I had a torn retina about 3 years ago.

mine also tore a blood vessel when it did.

Let me tell you .......it isn't fun.

after having it repaired, I had to lay on one side for 2 weeks, so the gas bubble that was injected would hold the repair from the inside.

Looked like i was hit by Mike Tyson the day after the repair.

 

i think news said he had four surgeries.....my guess is he didn't stay down long enough.

Being nearsighted and getting old is the pits.  :turned:

Gus would find a way to get beat by Harembes corpse

Quote:I watched the end of Football Night in America. NBC showed short clips of postgame coach pressers. Mike Zimmer was one of them. I could clearly see his swollen right eye. He was not wearing a patch.


So anyone who doubts he has two eyes can watch that.

His swollen eye was removed and replaced with frozen ball of ice to bring the swelling down. Anyone who is a real fan knows eyes have to be removed when there is signs of eye concussion symptoms

The legend continues. Give this man an extension already! (Oh wait).

gus got beat by a pirate

Zimmer could use his brown eye and out-coach Gussy.

Quote:Zimmer could use his brown eye and out-coach Gussy.

Now that's funny I don't care who you are. You owe keyboard to me. Mine is now covered in coffee. :woot:

Quote:Strokin' Gary Kubiak

If I can give you 1000 likes.

Quote:Zimmer could use his brown eye and out-coach Gussy.

 

Superb. Kudos.

Quote:If I can give you 1000 likes.

Sounds like a porno-documentary.

In before someone asks what is meant by brown eye.

Painted blue across my eyes

And tie the linen on

And I'm on my way

Looking for the paradigm

So I can pass it off

Is it on my side

Is it to the sky

Looking to the sky and down

Searching for a ground

With my good eye closed

If I took you for a ride

Would you take it wrong

Or would you make it right

Looking for a pedestal

That I can put you on

And be on my way

Is it to the sky

Looking to the sky and down

Searching for a ground

With my good eye closed

Stop you're trying to bruise my mind

I can do it on my own

Stop you're trying to kill my time

It's been my death since I was born

I don't remember half the time

If I'm hiding or I'm lost

But I'm on my way

Quote:In before someone asks what is meant by brown eye.

I can only guess who will be the one..