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"Say hello to my little friend."


"Go ahead....make my day."

"I hope you have a big trunk; because I'm putting my bike in it."

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." 

 

"Yippee Ki Yay ....."

 

 

In what I consider to be Eastwood's best film, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Clint Eastwood uttered several great movie lines.   One was to a snake oil salesman who made the mistake of pitching his questionable product to the no nonsense Wales.

After a long list of remedies that the carpetbagger's elixir was good for, Eastwood spit tobacco all over the man's white suit and asked: "how's it for stains?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvKs2VLmVnY

From "Walk Hard" after Dewey has accidentally cut his brother in half with a machete. :

 

 

Doctor:  This was a particularly bad case

of somebody being cut in half.



I was not able to reattach

the top half of his body...



...to the bottom half of his body.


Pa: Speak English, doc!

We ain't scientists.


Doc: I'm sorry, folks. He's gone.


Ma: Oh, no!



Oh, my God.



Dear God. Oh, Dewey.


Pa: It's all your fault, Dewey Cox.


Ma:  Oh, Pa, you don't mean that.

It's not his fault.


Pa:  He cut him in half with a machete.


You. You're not half the boy

that Nate was.



You're not even half the boy

that the top half of Nate was...



...after you cut him in half.

Haha, thanks for the Walk Hard quote, I had forgotten how mush I enjoyed that movie. It was one of those where I didn't know much about it and expected it to be pretty mundane but it was great.

 

Pa singing, "The wrong kid died" was funny stuff.

 

John C. Reilly and the woman from the Office (Pam) were great in it.

I looked/ even searched for this thread as I remember it here before, but now cannot find it so I will attempt to revive it

 

 

[the plane prepares to take off]
 
 
Old Lady: Nervous?
 
Ted Striker: Yes.
 
Old Lady: First time?
 
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmOzSNKqjaY

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?...

Quote:Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?...

 

Damn...I vaguely remember this one, but cannot link it to its movie....and I don't want to cheat by googling

Quote:I looked/ even searched for this thread as I remember it here before, but now cannot find it so I will attempt to revive it

 

You are, without a doubt, the laziest person on the internet. The movie line thread was all the way on the 3rd page.

 

Merged.

Quote:You are, without a doubt, the laziest person on the internet. The movie line thread was all the way on the 3rd page.

 

Merged.

 

I didn't miss it on account of laziness....I went back at least 15 pages manually and didn't see it. I also put the words movie quotes in our search thing and it came up with nothing. 

 

So once again, someone around here makes a hasty judgment without knowing all the facts. (and shut it, before you make the comment I know you want to make HIGH SCORE)

One search attempt and a perusal so brief it somehow missed the word "movie" doth not a lazy person unmake.

Quote:I didn't miss it on account of laziness....I went back at least 15 pages manually and didn't see it. I also put the words movie quotes in our search thing and it came up with nothing.


So once again, someone around here makes a hasty judgment without knowing all the facts. (and shut it, before you make the comment I know you want to make HIGH SCORE)

I love you.

You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.


 

 

On the Waterfront.
 -Brando


 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QsNXd57Ppw

Marla Singer:


"I haven't been [BLEEP] like that since grade school."

Quote:Damn...I vaguely remember this one, but cannot link it to its movie....and I don't want to cheat by googling

American Psycho

Quote:You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.


 

 

On the Waterfront.
 -Brando


 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QsNXd57Ppw

 

I used to have Brando's lines in that scene memorized, and would annoy the hell out of my buddies reciting them.