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Quote:What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A good start. :woot: Laughing



You fellas are hurting my feelings. These lawyer jokes are really, really offensive, and hurt my delicate soul.


And to think, I have to wait until Monday to sue someone to make myself feel better.
Quote:These lawyer jokes are really, really offensive, and hurt my delicate soul.
 

 

 

What lawyer jokes?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tongue
How many lawyer jokes are there?




Only three. The rest is true. Smile
Quote:You fellas are hurting my feelings. These lawyer jokes are really, really offensive, and hurt my delicate soul.


And to think, I have to wait until Monday to sue someone to make myself feel better.
 

its okay nate, you can really substitute "lawyers" in that joke for any group of ppl. :yes: Works just the same....
To be honest, the bars didn't pay the settlement the insurance company did.

I own a bar and will confirm that most of the cost going into a $5.50 mixed drink is not alcohol, or mixer, but insurance. The more drinks you serve, the more insurance you buy.

Regards................the Chiefjag
Quote:To be honest, the bars didn't pay the settlement the insurance company did.


I own a bar and will confirm that most of the cost going into a $5.50 mixed drink is not alcohol, or mixer, but insurance. The more drinks you serve, the more insurance you buy.


Regards................the Chiefjag
Question; does the insurance pay out more in case of a trial and sentence or a settlement. Question 2: Can the insurance company force a bar owner to settle rather than go to court?
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?










One's a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other's a fish.
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