12-24-2013, 09:49 PM
The customary smack down will now begin. I shall start with example A: below by my good friend FingeraDinger
You have to pick your quarterback for his (bad) looks. If he has strapping good looks, he is going to suck really bad. In today's game, you draft ugly ... Everyone always says "go for the ugly's early". Can't go drafting the Gabbert's, and Tebows in round one and get away with it, they are just too hot.
You only take a chance on a chick magnet (like Brady) in the later rounds ... like the 6th. Every now and then some hunk becomes a franchise QB like Namath (honk honk), speaking of which Montana had a ski slope for a nose. ... but more often than not if you draft by "looks" you're going to get Ryan Leaf ... He went 2nd overall because he looked good. Peyton? Ugliest QB of all time ... The GOAT. :yes: look at that picture above. That right there is the Ugliest QB since Peyton Manning. That is why the talking heads kept talking about cLuck being the best prospect coming out since Buckethead.
I hope Caldwell picks his QB's like the last Jaguars front office did. It would be another 8 or so season run of the Colts dominance over the Jaguars, and the AFCS.
I can you just hear the conversation between Del-Rio & Gene Smith a couple drafts back.?
Del Rio - "What do you think of Gabbert?"
Smith - "He looks good, real good"
Del Rio - "Should we make a move for him?"
Smith - "We better get him before we are stuck with Luck next season"
Del Rio - "Luck looks bad, really bad ... We agree then, get Gabbert"
Smith - "Don't forget, Tebow is looking pretty dang good, too"
Del Rio - "Hot, very Hot ... But I still like Gabbert, he looks a little better"
Smith - "I agree, he's still a vergelna, anyway ... something not right with that"
Del Rio - "You think he had a "fake" girlfriend?"
Smith - "Um did you see her? and he didn't hit kiss her?"
Del Rio - "Go Go Gabbert"
Smith - "He does look good, real good"
"Weaver on line 1" - "Who we taking 1st, guys? we could use a good looking punter"
Smith - " There aren't any good looking punters this draft, Boss, we are taking Gabbert"
Weaver - "He does look good, and any prospective buyer would agree"
Del Rio - "He looks good, real good. I will stake my job on it, and that is not just a bunch of Mularkey"
Eggnog seems a little stronger this year.
... and you Jaguars fans make me sick. 
Quote:
You have to pick your quarterback for his (bad) looks. If he has strapping good looks, he is going to suck really bad. In today's game, you draft ugly ... Everyone always says "go for the ugly's early". Can't go drafting the Gabbert's, and Tebows in round one and get away with it, they are just too hot.
You only take a chance on a chick magnet (like Brady) in the later rounds ... like the 6th. Every now and then some hunk becomes a franchise QB like Namath (honk honk), speaking of which Montana had a ski slope for a nose. ... but more often than not if you draft by "looks" you're going to get Ryan Leaf ... He went 2nd overall because he looked good. Peyton? Ugliest QB of all time ... The GOAT. :yes: look at that picture above. That right there is the Ugliest QB since Peyton Manning. That is why the talking heads kept talking about cLuck being the best prospect coming out since Buckethead.
I hope Caldwell picks his QB's like the last Jaguars front office did. It would be another 8 or so season run of the Colts dominance over the Jaguars, and the AFCS.
I can you just hear the conversation between Del-Rio & Gene Smith a couple drafts back.?
Del Rio - "What do you think of Gabbert?"
Smith - "He looks good, real good"
Del Rio - "Should we make a move for him?"
Smith - "We better get him before we are stuck with Luck next season"
Del Rio - "Luck looks bad, really bad ... We agree then, get Gabbert"
Smith - "Don't forget, Tebow is looking pretty dang good, too"
Del Rio - "Hot, very Hot ... But I still like Gabbert, he looks a little better"
Smith - "I agree, he's still a vergelna, anyway ... something not right with that"
Del Rio - "You think he had a "fake" girlfriend?"
Smith - "Um did you see her? and he didn't hit kiss her?"
Del Rio - "Go Go Gabbert"
Smith - "He does look good, real good"
"Weaver on line 1" - "Who we taking 1st, guys? we could use a good looking punter"
Smith - " There aren't any good looking punters this draft, Boss, we are taking Gabbert"
Weaver - "He does look good, and any prospective buyer would agree"
Del Rio - "He looks good, real good. I will stake my job on it, and that is not just a bunch of Mularkey"
Eggnog seems a little stronger this year.

