So that's why Ralphie wanted the Red Rider..
Quote:So that's why Ralphie wanted the Red Rider..

Yeah, that's what I was thinking too.
Police have one person of interest:
Quote:Police have one person of interest:
![[Image: Megyn_Kelly.jpg]](http://www.freewoodpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Megyn_Kelly.jpg)
Now that's funny right there. I don't care who you are.
Quote:Police have one person of interest:
![[Image: Megyn_Kelly.jpg]](http://www.freewoodpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Megyn_Kelly.jpg)
So Chocolate Santa's do exist despite what Kelly says!
And so the war on Christmas has finally erupted in actual violence.
But there is hope for humanity. From the article linked in the OP:
Quote:The toy giveaway did go on. A man playing the Grinch stepped in to help.
That brought a tear to my eye.
It's good to see people finally sticking it to the man. Take that you red-suited fascist!
Wait, what happened again? I don't like reading things if I didn't write them.