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Quote:One more milestone passed on the inexorable march to death.

 

Enjoy it while you can, Rachel.

Well aren't you just Little Mary Sunshine!!

Quote:Well aren't you just Little Mary Sunshine!!

 

Harrumph!

Quote:Harrumph!

Next you're gonna be telling me there's no Santa or Easter Bunny!!

I say we guess at how old Rachel is.

 

Closest one to her actual age gets a cold shoulder.

 

I'm going with 24, because I recall she has been an alcoholic for around 3 years.

Quote:I say we guess at how old Rachel is.

 

Closest one to her actual age gets a cold shoulder.

 

I'm going with 24, because I recall she has been an alcoholic for around 3 years.

Suck up!! :yes:


Her love of TNG and that other Star Trek show makes me think she's a little older. I'm going 29... That's what on my birthday cake every year!! :whistling:

I've completed my Vulcan mind meld with Rache.  She is 26.

Quote:Suck up!! :yes:


Her love of TNG and that other Star Trek show makes me think she's a little older. I'm going 29... That's what on my birthday cake every year!! :whistling:

 

Some of   A lot of icing must have slid off that last cake, I know you are in your mid 30s.

Quote:<del>Some of</del>   A lot of icing must have slid off that last cake, I know you are in your mid 30s.

My hubby gets me a cake every year for my birthday with "happy 29th" written on it!!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!  Hope it was a good one.

Rache never stopped in to say hello on her birthday. She...she...doesn't love us anymore. (bottom lip quivers, tears well up in eyes, runs from room and slams door, sounds of muffled sobs)




Or she's Christmas shopping. What a confusing time to have a birthday. Couldn't she have arranged a more convenient date?

I think she's 30 now. 

I wish i was 30 again

Quote:I wish i was 30 again

Don't we all????

You have to make it to 30 to miss it

Quote:You have to make it to 30 to miss it

It's a skill to be 29 every year!! Like waking up on Ground hogs day all over again!! :thumbsup:

Quote:It's a skill to be 29 every year!! Like waking up on Ground hogs day all over again!! :thumbsup:

 

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Exactly!!




Pretty soon I'm gonna have to start telling people my son is from my hubby's first marriage! We are catching up to each other in age...not many years and he'll be older than me!! :woot:

Quote:Exactly!!




Pretty soon I'm gonna have to start telling people my son is from my hubby's first marriage! We are catching up to each other in age...not many years and he'll be older than me!! :woot:

 

I read an article somewhere that married men age 5 times faster than single men.. I wonder why  :woot:  :whistling:  :ph34r:

Quote:I read an article somewhere that married men age 5 times faster than single men.. I wonder why  :woot:  :whistling:  :ph34r:

Good thing my man is several years younger than me!