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Turkeys Hate You -- And They May Be Getting Revenge
 

That turkey on the Thanksgiving table may look delicious -- or at least pretty harmless --- but is it?

Maybe not.

Each Thanksgiving, there are at least five deaths and 60 injuries, caused by people attempting to deep-fry their turkeys.

 

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/27...weird-news

They don't even have to do anything. They just sit back, wait, and let the stupid people do it to themselves.

I think it's more a case of Deep Frying killing people -- it got tired of waiting to do it slowly with cholesterol.