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Paranoid android: Cleaning gadget 'switches itself on' and moves onto kitchen hotplate in 'suicide bid'

Firemen were called to a house fire that broke out after a mechanical cleaning gadget somehow switched itself on and destroyed itself by moving onto a kitchen hotplate.

 

Local media in Austria have referred to the incident as 'robot suicide' and even suggested it was fed up with the constant cleaning it had to do.



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...z2kYFaQBO0


 
 

You're the offical "Random news guy" around here, aren't you?

In other words the guy basicaly put a romba on a stovetop while he was cooking and left the house.

Those floors must have been naaaaasty!

Nothing out of the norm.. I heard Rosie O'Donnell's sex toy took a flyin leap out of a 40 floor high rise..
This is the beginning. 

 

They have reached sentience. 

I for one would like to welcome our robot overlords and plead for a place of some signifigance within their hierarchial command structure.
I just wanna know how you can be so lazy that you put your rumba on the counter to clean up spilled cereal!!
I hope the police investigate, clearly was a rombacide [Image: 9cIaQQ0.png?1]

Quote:I for one would like to welcome our robot overlords and plead for a place of some signifigance within their hierarchial command structure.
Those robotic vacuums suck.


Wait...is that good or bad?
Quote:Those robotic vacuums suck.

Wait...is that good or bad?



Well...if you think like most men...it's a good thing!! :thumbsup:
Quote:Well...if you think like most men...it's a good thing!! :thumbsup:
 

Uh huh, you act like women don't enjoy it as well.