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NASA Curiosity Rover spots iguana on Mars
 

NASA's Mars Rover has captured the image of a rock that looks just like an iguana.

The iguana doppleganger was first spotted by the website UFO Sightings Daily[Image: external-link.png] who found the photograph on NASA's archives of dozens of images of the barren landscape surrounding the Curiosity Rover.

 

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2013/11/0...p=features

I saw a cloud that looked like Leonardo dicrapio once, but unlike the UFO nuts I didn't make a big deal about it.
Misleading article title much? Geez Fox News.

Seems legit.
Quote:Misleading article title much? Geez Fox News.


The headline is intended as humor in the expectation that any reasonable person reading it realizes there are no iguanas on Mars.
Quote:The headline is intended as humor in the expectation that any reasonable person reading it realizes there are no iguanas on Mars.
Anybody knows that iguanas require a hotter climate, thus the reason they can only be found on Mercury or Venus.
Quote:Anybody knows that iguanas require a hotter climate, thus the reason they can only be found on Mercury or Venus.


Well thank you, Captain Obvious.
Quote:Well thank you, Captain Obvious.
Hey, I learned a lot in my eight years of high school.
Don't you know that we are the Martians. We colonized this planet after we blew up Mars with the illudium q-36 explosive space modulator. What you are seeing is a fossilized iguana.

Quote:Hey, I learned a lot in my eight years of high school.

8? Why so long? I only went the one year.
Quote:Don't you know that we are the Martians. We colonized this planet after we blew up Mars with the illudium q-36 explosive space modulator. What you are seeing is a fossilized iguana.
If we blew up Mars why is it still there?
Quote:If we blew up Mars why is it still there?

It used to be a lot bigger. Duh!
Quote:8? Why so long? I only went the one year.
We had a good football team.
Quote:If we blew up Mars why is it still there?
 

Well, our dumb scientist only blew up the surface area....Marvin isn't too bright