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And in order to stop being watched, you have to get up, do a quick dance, spin in circles a couple times while wearing a thong and eating a spam sammich?


Seems like the only thing that makes em go away..
I always feel like somebody's watching me.

Wow, a Bugs Bunny & Rockwell reference in the same post!!

I have Anatidaephobia, but I'm okay with it...I like ducks!! :thumbsup:
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What's not to like?
Quote:I always feel like somebody's watching me.
 

With good reason.
Someone IS watching you........ Just because you're NOT paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you

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Quote:And in order to stop being watched, you have to get up, do a quick dance, spin in circles a couple times while wearing a thong and eating a spam sammich?


Seems like the only thing that makes em go away..


You called that a dance? And you only spun once. Also, should your thong be swallowed up like that everywhere?
Quote:Someone IS watching you........ Just because you're NOT paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you


The thong dance helps.. just not for very long.
I get that feeling after lengthy bouts of sleep deprivation; but only because of all the faint voices.

Those cracks in the walls, they're really holes for tiny cameras to watch you. And don't think for a second those "traffic light" cameras are just to catch red light runners!

Quote:Those cracks in the walls, they're really holes for tiny cameras to watch you. And don't think for a second those "traffic light" cameras are just to catch red light runners!
They're there to catch people picking their noses as they drive.

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Creepiest stack of cash I've ever seen..
With Google Earth, I can watch anyone anywhere MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Quote:You called that a dance? And you only spun once. Also, should your thong be swallowed up like that everywhere?
More like a seductive gyration.. And yes, full swallowage on the thong.. Has to be done right..
Quote:More like a seductive gyration.. And yes, full swallowage on the thong.. Has to be done right..



Welcome to the world of butt floss!! :thumbsup:
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Ummm......okay. :unsure:
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