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Quote:What about the sink? Not that I've ever done that...

No shame in my game

I once had to go so bad that I went in a trashcan in a hotel lobby...In my defense, the bathroom door was locked.

Quote:I once had to go so bad that I went in a trashcan in a hotel lobby...In my defense, the bathroom door was locked.

One of the first jobs I ever quit ended with me standing on the hood of my bosses car and I urinated down his heater vent..

Quote:One of the first jobs I ever quit ended with me standing on the hood of my bosses car and I urinated down his heater vent..

 

Why does this not surprise me?

Quote:One of the first jobs I ever quit ended with me standing on the hood of my bosses car and I urinated down his heater vent..

I wish I was as kool as you.

Quote:I wish I was as kool as you.

That's not cool. That's ticked off

Btw.. I just got out of the shower..



I peed in there..

Quote:Btw.. I just got out of the shower..



I peed in there..

 

Did you poop?

Quote:Did you poop?

I save that for work

Quote:I save that for work

 

Definitely, do that when you're getting paid for it. I like your style.

Quote:Definitely, do that when you're getting paid for it. I like your style.

I find this mildly disturbing.

Quote:I find this mildly disturbing.

 

Really? You can't beat a work crap. Then you get to spend your down time doing whatever you want..

Quote:You doo in there too?? You really are a savage!!!

 

Stop with the savage stuff. I always go outside my tepee to pee pee.

 

Regards.................the Chiefjag

How about a "Jump to Conclusions" matt?  

Quote:Really? You can't beat a work crap. Then you get to spend your down time doing whatever you want..

 

I work from home now...  And let me tell, ya.  Taking a crap while on company time is pretty sweet!  

Quote:I work from home now... And let me tell, ya. Taking a crap while on company time is pretty sweet!

This reminds me of the episode of The Simpsons where Mr. Burns made Homer work from home because he got way too fat..


Do you wear a moo-moo to work every day?

Quote:This reminds me of the episode of The Simpsons where Mr. Burns made Homer work from home because he got way too fat..


Do you wear a moo-moo to work every day?

 

LOL!  That was a great episode!  Thank you for reminding me...  I'll be heading to my local Mu-mu City tomorrow after we get blown out by the tin horns.

 

Quote:I work from home now...  And let me tell, ya.  Taking a crap while on company time is pretty sweet!  

 

That's what we all aspire to.

Quote:Is it bad to pee in the shower if you aren't actually using it? I'm asking on behalf of a, um, friend.

If I'm drunk enough I'll pee in the sink.