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Quote:You know how some women think they can fix the scumbag boyfriend?  NFL coaches are like that with 1st round players.  They all think that if they get the guy in their system then they can make it work.  Unfortunately, they have about as much success at that as the women do with scumbag guys.

 

Yep, my wife thought she could change me but now But now there's wrinkles around my baby's eyes

And she cries herself to sleep at night

When I come home the house is dark

She sighs "Baby did you make it all right"

She sits on the porch of her daddy's house

But all her pretty dreams are torn

She stares off alone into the night

With the eyes of one who hates for just being born

Quote:Why?  Do they need another tackling dummy?

he plays good in a red jersey

Quote:he plays good in a red jersey

 

You know, after I posted that I was thinking, I wonder what color the Cheif's "no contact" jerseys are.

I just read that the Cheifs use yellow as the color for their "no contact" jerseys.  Seems appropriate.

Quote:I want them to take away all his jerseys

 

I laughed.

Forget red... Just put him in a pink jersey with lil yellow flowery prints on them....the def. lineman would laugh so hard, no way they would be able to get a full pass rush on him..... He'd have all day to throw the ball more than 2 yds down the field.

Gabbert is terrible. The end.  Movin on.