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Pantsless Dad Wore Fake Breasts, Crashed Car: Cops

 

Jonathan Harty Sentenced In Pantsless, Meth-Fueled Car Crash

 

A Seattle man who crashed his car while high on meth, pantsless and wearing fake breasts was sentenced Friday.

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/16...weird-news

Oh dear God. They promised me this would stay out of the media.

Quote:Oh dear God. They promised me this would stay out of the media.

 

I always thought your breasts were real.

Quote:I always thought your breasts were real.

Why do you think I wanted this kept out of the news?!

Quote:I always thought your breasts were real.

You need to work on your technical skills if you thought those were real!!

Quote:You need to work on your technical skills if you thought those were real!!

 

He wouldn't let me get too close, so I had to go by his word.

Quote:He wouldn't let me get too close, so I had to go by his word.

Excuses...excuses...