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Man gets $870G after doctor removes wrong testicle

A Pennsylvania jury has awarded a man $870,000 after his doctor removed the wrong testicle during a botched 2013 surgery.


http://www.foxnews.com/health/2017/06/19...ticle.html
$870k?

Take it.. I can still party with a fella gone..
(06-19-2017, 01:19 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ]$870k?

Take it.. I can still party with a fella gone..

Minus at a third plus expenses for lawyers. Someone else would be partying on your nut...I mean dime.
(06-19-2017, 01:30 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]
(06-19-2017, 01:19 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ]$870k?

Take it..  I can still party with a fella gone..

Minus at a third plus expenses for lawyers. Someone else would be partying on your nut...I mean dime.

And he'd only be half the man he used to be.
(06-19-2017, 01:38 PM)flsprtsgod Wrote: [ -> ]
(06-19-2017, 01:30 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]Minus at a third plus expenses for lawyers. Someone else would be partying on your nut...I mean dime.

And he'd only be half the man he used to be.

But a meatplow, less a fella

(06-19-2017, 01:30 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]
(06-19-2017, 01:19 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ]$870k?

Take it..  I can still party with a fella gone..

Minus at a third plus expenses for lawyers. Someone else would be partying on your nut...I mean dime.

Well we can party together.. I'd look awfully weird in skinny jeans though.. Might need a sock or something..
(06-19-2017, 02:26 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ]
(06-19-2017, 01:38 PM)flsprtsgod Wrote: [ -> ]And he'd only be half the man he used to be.

But a meatplow, less a fella

(06-19-2017, 01:30 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]Minus at a third plus expenses for lawyers. Someone else would be partying on your nut...I mean dime.

Well we can party together.. I'd look awfully weird in skinny jeans though.. Might need a sock or something..

They'd probably be more comfy for you though...
I had my kid already. You can take both of them for that money.
(06-19-2017, 03:09 PM)mvannostran Wrote: [ -> ]I had my kid already. You can take both of them for that money.


You might want to rethink that...stuff doesn't work as well or at all without at least one of them. Not just the baby making part.
Im looking for a board approved way to write [BLEEP] [BLEEP].

Cant find one.
(06-19-2017, 02:53 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]
(06-19-2017, 02:26 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ]But a meatplow, less a fella


Well we can party together.. I'd look awfully weird in skinny jeans though.. Might need a sock or something..

They'd probably be more comfy for you though...

Nothings more comfy than commando, baybah
(06-19-2017, 05:19 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ]
(06-19-2017, 02:53 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]They'd probably be more comfy for you though...

Nothings more comfy than commando, baybah


Not in a really tight pair of skinny jeans. Those puppies would life and separate and not in a good way.
(06-19-2017, 05:25 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]
(06-19-2017, 05:19 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ]Nothings more comfy than commando, baybah


Not in a really tight pair of skinny jeans. Those puppies would life and separate and not in a good way.

Skinny jeans are just for showin off.. Commando is for leisure
And they said he didn't have the balls to file suit.
If they took the wrong one then that means they have to go back and remove the correct one. Call him Squeaky.
This settlement just does NOT seem like nearly enough money to me. 

Not even close.
There is no "right" testicle, when it comes to losing one.

The only suitable recompense would be the surgeon's testicle...left, right or wrong.
Poor guy..

..at least he still has two left...

....right?
(06-19-2017, 05:25 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]
(06-19-2017, 05:19 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ]Nothings more comfy than commando, baybah


Not in a really tight pair of skinny jeans. Those puppies would life and separate and not in a good way.

Commonly known as The Male Camel Toe.  Confused
(06-21-2017, 03:01 PM)Jagwired Wrote: [ -> ]
(06-19-2017, 05:25 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]Not in a really tight pair of skinny jeans. Those puppies would life and separate and not in a good way.

Commonly known as The Male Camel Toe.  Confused

The Moose Knuckle.