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Why is it, when you go to the circus, the bears have pants?  Lions, tigers, and zebras do not have pants. 

I feel the bears have been unfairly singled out. 

And which lucky underling has the job of putting pants on bears?  They should feature that show instead of the trapeze acts.  Bears with pants riding bicycles?  Meh.  Some minimum wage carny putting pants on bears backstage?  I'M ALL IN!

It's all a conspiracy. Why does Donald Duck wear a top, but no bottoms??

Isn't this exactly why they shut down the Circus?