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Naked female intruder eats canned pineapples in Florida woman's house

A Florida woman was shocked last week when she was confronted with a naked intruder in her house -- eating pineapple.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/10/12/flo...-home.html

If I am ever caught in someone's house pant less and disorientated its because I'm looking for more beer.

I started to get jealous, reading this. I questioned, "How come no naked females ever wander into my house?" Then I saw a picture of the woman and I felt much better. The homeowner wasn't lucky at all. Nobody wants that in their house, naked or not.

(10-16-2017, 02:19 AM)TheO-LineMatters Wrote: [ -> ]I started to get jealous, reading this. I questioned, "How come no naked females ever wander into my house?" Then I saw a picture of the woman and I felt much better. The homeowner wasn't lucky at all. Nobody wants that in their house, naked or not.

They should go ahead and get ServePro in there.

"It's like it never happened."

They can only hope.

This is unusual? What am I missing here?