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Thong-Clad Driver Was Covered In Vaseline

An Oklahoma motorist was covered in Vaseline and wearing only a thong bikini when a patrolman pulled over his vehicle for speeding, according to a court filing which notes that a porno magazine was atop the passenger seat.


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/b...ped-391074

Self warming KY works better..

(10-24-2017, 04:30 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ]Self warming KY works better..

And you know this how?

(10-24-2017, 04:49 PM)The Drifter Wrote: [ -> ]

(10-24-2017, 04:30 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ]Self warming KY works better..

And you know this how?

Duh... I'm a pervert..

(10-24-2017, 04:30 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ]Self warming KY works better..

So why were you using Vaseline while driving around in your thong?

(10-24-2017, 06:44 PM)jagibelieve Wrote: [ -> ]

(10-24-2017, 04:30 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: [ -> ]Self warming KY works better..

So why were you using Vaseline while driving around in your thong?

I don't use vaseline.. Rather use Havoline..

We've all done it.

Wasn't he the scientist in Independence Day?

(10-26-2017, 04:32 PM)DarloJAG84 Wrote: [ -> ]We've all done it.

Well, (shoves hands in pockets and scuffs ground with toe of shoe).