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Smelling Your Partner’s Farts Might Actually Help You Live Longer

No one likes being in the presence of a person who farts too much; the smell is often intolerable. However, new research shows that smelling farts might help a person live longer.

https://www.meowgag.com/2017/11/19/smell...ve-longer/

In before everyone else: my wife is immortal.

(11-21-2017, 01:31 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]In before everyone else: my wife is immortal.

Meanwhile, the death toll from the elevator incident continues to rise.

I'd rather die early.

Now if we can only zero in on whether the gasses emitted after eating boiled eggs or perhaps a Chinese dinner are more beneficial to your life expectancy.

Finally, my life's work is vindicated.

All we are is dust in the wind.

(11-21-2017, 01:31 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]In before everyone else: my wife is immortal.

Evidently so am I. And I thank God every time it happens that I do not have a sense of smell because even my husband can barely tolerate some of his air grenades.