When questioned by authorities about the woman's possible motive, he could only reply, " I'm stumped."
Who actually has garden shears these days
(11-29-2017, 11:00 AM)HURRICANE!!! Wrote: [ -> ]Who actually has garden shears these days
People who cut off penises. Duh.
I think they are called pruning shears...and now we know why.
(11-28-2017, 05:04 PM)The Drifter Wrote: [ -> ]Brenda Barattini, 26, is accused of using garden shears to chop off the manhood of a man known only as Sergio F, 40.
"Hey Sergio, one less limb in the family tree, huh?"
"Ummm...errrr...what are you talking about?"
"Your ex-girlfriend, Brenda? Brenda Barattini? I get why she's your ex!"
"No, that's not, oh, bugger."
Somewhere, Lorena Bobbitt is smiling.
(11-30-2017, 12:31 AM)Jagsfan4life9/28/82 Wrote: [ -> ]Somewhere, Lorena Bobbitt is smiling.
And John is curled up in a corner, covering his junk
(11-30-2017, 09:54 AM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ] (11-30-2017, 12:31 AM)Jagsfan4life9/28/82 Wrote: [ -> ]Somewhere, Lorena Bobbitt is smiling.
And John is curled up in a corner, covering his junk
LOL. At least his got re-attached.
(11-30-2017, 01:12 PM)Sneakers Wrote: [ -> ] (11-30-2017, 09:54 AM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]And John is curled up in a corner, covering his junk
LOL. At least his got re-attached.
I wonder, what would have been the reaction if John had chopped off Lorena's [BLEEP]?