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But they Never Watched a Game in Their Life.
"Reality Hits Hard for Tom Thumb"
"All America Becomes A Jaguar!!"


shameless repost from JAGSFAN88 but, you gotta love it and I've been spreading it everywhere I can
Pats give game to Jags, 42-17 final.
Historically Low TV ratings expected for Super Bowl
Superbowl time moved to 1.05 EST due to matchup.
The Superbowl has been cancelled for this year.
Vikings At Home for Super Bowl against Patriots.

(The NFL has already made ads for a Vikings-Patriots Super Bowl. https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/look-...uper-bowl/)

Would LOVE to see this be a Dewey Defeats Truman moment, but I'm ready for the worst. Another Patriots super bowl.
Uh oh. That ad stuff makes me nervous. I know it’s probably nonsense, but if it does end up Pats-Vikings...not a good look.
SMUG PATRIOTS FANS FINALLY SILENCED!!
(01-20-2018, 10:00 AM)myrick31 Wrote: [ -> ]Superbowl time moved to 1.05 EST due to matchup.

Gilligan’s Island has been flexed into super bowl time slot.
We'll win, but no matter by how much, we still won't get respect....

"Patriots blow opportunity after opportunity to blow out Jags as Bortles passes for only 213 yds. Jags win 100-0."
Hell Frozen!!!

No news today. Try again tomorrow.

or if the Patriots win Rico’s line would be perfect.

[BLEEP] The Patriots
Curse of the Jaguar: Lowest rated Superbowl ever?
subtitle: Advertiser demand their money back as they pull out of the now not-so-big game.
Mayor of Minneapolis forced to resign after city losses millions on Superbowl bid.
SB Ticket Prices go Down as Scalpers try to dump tickets!
World ending?
Justin Timberlake concert 2-4-18
(01-20-2018, 02:22 AM)JagsFanClubOfMD Wrote: [ -> ]Brady and Belichick 0-3vs Tom Coughlin in post season! Or, 2017 Jaguars 5-0 vs Super Bowl winning QBs!
Tom Terrific 8-0 vs Jags
(01-20-2018, 08:53 AM)Spots Wrote: [ -> ]"Reality Hits Hard for Tom Thumb"

Best one so far.
Jags win Game 1 v. Patriots, Vikings advance to host Super Bowl.
(01-20-2018, 07:35 PM)Ronster Wrote: [ -> ]SMUG PATRIOTS FANS FINALLY SILENCED!!

Talk about impossibility.
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