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Blake Bortles its your time 
to let your star soar, 
Into the Pride of the Jaguars 
And Into Jacksonville lore.
opportunity awaits for you I say
3 hours past noon on this Sunday 
With 2 of the greatest to coach
And play 
Scheming and plotting 
To ruin your day
Belichick will tempt you 
with X’s and O’s 
Fooling you to think 
you can make this or that throw
Put you can’t! so don’t , 
fall for his tricks
Or his players will run by you 
on the way to a pick six!
Then there’s Brady, the G.O.A.T., 
A Number #1. 
Like a great gunslinger 
except with a deflated gun. 
Tom Terrific, Tommy Boy, 
The greatest to play. 
Who has 0 personality 
And makes shoes
 so UGG-lay
Let’s slice and dice them
4 quarters to be exact! 
send Campbell, Ngakoue, 
Jackson, Fowler even Myles Jack
Brady Running for his life until 
Sack, sack , sack ,sack, sack
Now Tommy is scared 
he’s getting sloppy 
with his gun
In plows Dareus, 
destroying the run.
So TB dodges a defender
steps up in the pocket 
he has made his reads
 loaded his rocket. 
Hit from the side by Posluszny
but old Tommy fires first
Then the break happens
 followed by a  super like burst
Gronk has broke free
 and no one is near
Then before my teal colored glasses  
who should appear. 
Is it a linebacker?
Telvin Smith with mutant like speed ? 
No It’s the other freak of nature
Jalen Ramsey indeed. 
Jalen jumps in front of Gronk 
Talking trash all the way 
“I’ll take this thank you”
As Ramsey steals it away
“Keep ya eyes on me, he says 
I ain’t done yet”
As he turns to the end zone 
Takes off like a jet
He yells back to Gronk ,
  Who’s trailing far to say 
“I’m Prime Time 2.0”
High stepping all the the way
Darth Hoodie grimaces and regroups 
Sends out his defensive troops
They crawl out of their caves
And from up under their roots
Like ogres from the dark side 
they Grumble and drool 
Think Bortles will fumble 
Throw an interception or two 
They think pass
that’s When they bite
A handoff to Fournette 
Ding, Ding, Ding
Round one, Fight! 
The ogres slurp Up their drool
All the grumbling stops
Then Rumbling Bumbling 
the sound of pads pop.
They thought that they had him 
Shoulders were square
Leonard’s spin move
Left them grasping at air.
Take out the run 
Belichick said with a gasp
The Jaguars were winning
Tackle that running back fast!
That’s when we hit them 
Our leaders at hand,
Marrone and Coughlin 
Own the hooded man.
Hurns comes in time
And an out to Yeldon
No doubt
Then a bomb to Westbrook
As Bill starts to shout 
Lee comes in clutch with 
3rd down, after 3rd down
As Brady stands by 
like a dumb, helpless clown
I’d almost feel bad,
If Brady had a soul.
Then I thought better 
Throw a touchdown to Cole!
The crowd grew quiet
In Boston that night
as the final seconds ticked off 
Not a patriot was in sight.
Because after all the talk
About the Brady/Belichick dynasty
The AFC Champion Jacksonville Jaguars 
End the game with Bortles taking a knee.
The journey isn’t over 
To the super bowl they go.
When we hold up the Lombardi 
Yelling Duuuuuuuuvaaaalllll,
The whole worlds going to know!
OMG ode? Thats more like a treatise, after I had to scroll once I gave up.
Feels like we are gonna get jinxed now.
Jesus people, can’t you save this stuff until after they win???
Bills1212 has a second account
The Crown has begun to flow. It's on [BLEEP]!!
It's nice, but I prefer the more classical forms.

There once was a QB called Brady
Who, along with his coach, was quite shady.
But the Jaguars D line
Hit him every time
'Till he threw like a crippled old lady

(01-21-2018, 03:29 PM)iapetus Wrote: [ -> ]It's nice, but I prefer the more classical forms.

There once was a QB called Brady
Who, along with his coach, was quite shady.
But the Jaguars D line
Hit him every time
'Til he threw like a crippled old lady

It's nice, but I prefer the more classical forms.

There once was a QB called Brady
Who, along with his coach, was quite shady.
But the Jaguars D line
Hit him every time
'Til he threw like a crippled old lady
A fantastic limerick indeed!
Crown is swill!
Blanton’s or Whistle Pig!