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Kansan Faces Autoerotic Criminal Rap

-An intoxicated Kansas man may face criminal charges after he was found this week attempting to have sex with the tailpipe of a parked automobile.

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizar...fan-478209
Was it his own car?
(05-03-2018, 03:29 PM)DragonFury Wrote: [ -> ]Was it his own car?

Irrelevant. Did the car consent?
Tailpipe? Are there sodomy laws in Kansas?
That’s another type of a burn you don’t wanna feel down there.