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Non-drinkers more likely to miss work than moderate drinkers, study says

If you think heavy drinkers are more likely to miss days of work, you’re wrong. Teetotalers are just as likely to call in sick as those who consume heavy amounts of alcohol, according to a new report.

https://www.ajc.com/news/world/non-drink...ZGCfDp6xI/
It so happens I've never missed a day of work.
(06-07-2018, 01:45 AM)Senor Fantastico Wrote: [ -> ]It so happens I've never missed a day of work.

What a coincidence, I've never missed a day of drinking!
(06-07-2018, 06:59 AM)flsprtsgod Wrote: [ -> ]
(06-07-2018, 01:45 AM)Senor Fantastico Wrote: [ -> ]It so happens I've never missed a day of work.

What a coincidence, I've never missed a day of drinking!

By their powers combined they become: a functioning alcoholic! *cue cheesy 80's cartoon intro*
(06-07-2018, 06:59 AM)flsprtsgod Wrote: [ -> ]
(06-07-2018, 01:45 AM)Senor Fantastico Wrote: [ -> ]It so happens I've never missed a day of work.

What a coincidence, I've never missed a day of drinking!

Big Grin