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Florida man arrested after he allegedly gave girlfriend a 'wet willy,' affidavit says

A man in St. Lucie County, Fla., was arrested after allegedly gave his girlfriend a “wet willy” while he was belligerent, an affidavit says.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/09/01/flo...-says.html

A teardrop tattoo often signifies one had committed a murder. What kind of tattoo does a dude get to signify he's in prison for giving someone a wet willy?

“Gomer! That’s not my ear.”

“Surprise, surprise, surprise! That ain’t my finger either.”