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Woman banned from Walmart after riding cart while drinking wine from Pringles can, police say

Police were called to a Texas Walmart after a woman was reportedly drinking wine from a Pringles can and riding an electric cart in the parking lot.

https://www.ajc.com/news/national/woman-...aJLC0FE1O/

Dumb broad. She’s going to ruin it for the rest of us.

(01-13-2019, 12:28 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]Dumb broad. She’s going to ruin it for the rest of us.

Welp, there goes my Wednesday afternoon ritual at the Beach Blvd/S'Side location. 

I've found you can fit a couple sleeves of Pro V1's into these bad boys if you eat about 30 cheese balls to make room first.  Gotta wash that down with something you know...

(01-13-2019, 12:42 PM)NYC4jags Wrote: [ -> ]

(01-13-2019, 12:28 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]Dumb broad. She’s going to ruin it for the rest of us.

Welp, there goes my Wednesday afternoon ritual at the Beach Blvd/S'Side location. 

I've found you can fit a couple sleeves of Pro V1's into these bad boys if you eat about 30 cheese balls to make room first.  Gotta wash that down with something you know...

You should hit the Walmart up at Emerson and Philips! You can have your Pringle’s wine and play a riveting game of “hooker or Not”!

(01-13-2019, 12:52 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]

(01-13-2019, 12:42 PM)NYC4jags Wrote: [ -> ]Welp, there goes my Wednesday afternoon ritual at the Beach Blvd/S'Side location. 

I've found you can fit a couple sleeves of Pro V1's into these bad boys if you eat about 30 cheese balls to make room first.  Gotta wash that down with something you know...

You should hit the Walmart up at Emerson and Philips! You can have your Pringle’s wine and play a riveting game of “hooker or Not”!

Haha. 

I do love that game.  But their loss prevention team over there can be moderately astute at times. It's a little risky for me.

I'm disappointed this wasn't in Florida.

(01-13-2019, 12:42 PM)NYC4jags Wrote: [ -> ]

(01-13-2019, 12:28 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]Dumb broad. She’s going to ruin it for the rest of us.

Welp, there goes my Wednesday afternoon ritual at the Beach Blvd/S'Side location. 

I've found you can fit a couple sleeves of Pro V1's into these bad boys if you eat about 30 cheese balls to make room first.  Gotta wash that down with something you know...

Doesn't work. Yellow fingertips give it away, every time. 

Um, I mean, it seems it won't work...you know?

(01-13-2019, 12:52 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: [ -> ]

(01-13-2019, 12:42 PM)NYC4jags Wrote: [ -> ]Welp, there goes my Wednesday afternoon ritual at the Beach Blvd/S'Side location. 

I've found you can fit a couple sleeves of Pro V1's into these bad boys if you eat about 30 cheese balls to make room first.  Gotta wash that down with something you know...

You should hit the Walmart up at Emerson and Philips! You can have your Pringle’s wine and play a riveting game of “hooker or Not”!

I've found that if I play that Jeopardy style, posed as a question, the risk/reward is usually favorable. Cat like reflexes to avoid slaps is a bonus.

She was banned for this? Seems like standard Walmart customer activity to me. That sounds like something that should get your name on the customer of the month board.

I’m picturing an Oceans 11 thing here. Where Danny Ocean was red flagged from the casino. But in this case, I see her and her motley crew planning revenge on an epic scale. Maybe a boxed wine pong tournament.

A bottle of champagne, and a victory lap? Did I miss the NASCAR opening race?

If you're going to drink while shopping, put it in a travel coffee mug. That way people just think you really need your coffee.

(01-13-2019, 12:42 PM)NYC4jags Wrote: [ -> ]

(01-13-2019, 12:28 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: [ -> ]Dumb broad. She’s going to ruin it for the rest of us.

Welp, there goes my Wednesday afternoon ritual at the Beach Blvd/S'Side location. 

I've found you can fit a couple sleeves of Pro V1's into these bad boys if you eat about 30 cheese balls to make room first.  Gotta wash that down with something you know...

I had cheese balls once.  But antibiotics took care of it pretty quickly.

(01-14-2019, 07:47 AM)roycee Wrote: [ -> ]If you're going to drink while shopping, put it in a travel coffee mug. That way people just think you really need your coffee.

No doubt.  Works great at expensive resorts (poolside or just hangin').

.... for the record, I prefer Lays Stax over Pringles.

And this person has/had the right to vote.

(01-14-2019, 10:00 AM)HURRICANE!!! Wrote: [ -> ]

(01-14-2019, 07:47 AM)roycee Wrote: [ -> ]If you're going to drink while shopping, put it in a travel coffee mug. That way people just think you really need your coffee.

No doubt.  Works great at expensive resorts (poolside or just hangin').

.... for the record, I prefer Lays Stax over Pringles.

I find the Pringles tend to stay stacked and un-cracked. Stax are a little thicker per chip which is nice.  Advantage: even, it’s  a toss up.  As far as the liquor that you put in the cans, I’ve tried putting a box of wine in it but I can’t get it in the round (oval in Stax’s case) hole.  Pringle’s will hold a cylindrical bottle nicely.  Advantage: Pringle’s.

Good old Pringles cans. Back in the day before all this high tech security the easiest way to get your "stash" on the plane was to put it at the bottom of a Pringles can, put some chips on top and walk through the airport snacking on some Pringles.

(01-15-2019, 02:53 PM)Browntrouser Wrote: [ -> ]And this person has/had the right to vote.

Worse yet, the ability to reproduce.

Pringles cans as brings back memories. Wonder if she was eating chips and not wine instead, she may not be banned there.