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The man with an 'unrelenting' 22-hour erection caused by an illegal TANNING INJECTION: 41-year-old needed hospital treatment after injecting 'Barbie drug'
  • The unidentified man bought the drug melanotan from a bodybuilding shop
  • It had given the man two-hour long erections before but his tan was 'very good' 
  • After hospital treatment he was suffering with erectile dysfunction a month later
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/artic...y2B2-Tcg9Y
Injections for a tan? What an idiot!
Dude, go outside.

Just, you know, not with that massive boner.
(02-25-2019, 11:12 PM)TJBender Wrote: [ -> ]Dude, go outside.

Just, you know, not with that massive boner.

Just because it's hard doesnt mean its large.
(02-26-2019, 07:49 AM)flsprtsgod Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-25-2019, 11:12 PM)TJBender Wrote: [ -> ]Dude, go outside.

Just, you know, not with that massive boner.

Just because it's hard doesnt mean its large.

We defer to your personal, firsthand knowledge in this matter.
(02-26-2019, 08:13 AM)Sneakers Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-26-2019, 07:49 AM)flsprtsgod Wrote: [ -> ]Just because it's hard doesnt mean its large.

We defer to your personal, firsthand knowledge in this matter.

I drive a Yugo.
(02-26-2019, 08:42 AM)flsprtsgod Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-26-2019, 08:13 AM)Sneakers Wrote: [ -> ]We defer to your personal, firsthand knowledge in this matter.

I drive a Yugo.

That is definitely not a compensator.
Man, 22 hours? I don’t want to do anything for 22 hours!
One might ask exactly which part of his body he was trying to tan.
Anyone know where I can get me some "tanning" shots?    22 hours would be 22 hours more than the culmination of the last 22 years. Sad